minghao: if anything goes wrong,jeonghan,fake a heart attack.
jeonghan: uuu what are we thinking? classic angina or something sexier like myocardial infarction?
minghao: just drop down on the ground and wiggle?
jeonghan: im gonna nail this!!!
Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian
Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten
TW: S*XUAL ASSAULT AND ED
i’d S E L L my soul to the devil himself JUST so I could hug Jimin,the r*pe jokes and the eating disorder memes ARE NOT FUNNY!!! i wish i can help him,make him feel better... he’s not even my bias but he does not deserve this!!! what the fuck is wrong with society??? what the fuck are some of yall on- how can one even think its a good idea to write such disgusting shit on the internet. i am beyond disgusted and TERRIFIED. as a bigger person myself,i’ve came across bodyshameing but i cant even imagine receiving it on the internet by millions. dear jimin,i stand with you til the end of time,you deserve the world. please dont let them get to you. i hate it here 😭
seungkwan:oh look we look like a couple in this photo lol.
vernon: a couple of besties!
the rest of svt:*trying to hold back laughter*
jimin,running to namjoon: hey-
namjoon: shh!yoongi is sleeping.
jimin *hushed* : oh,okay,sorry.
namjoon *hushed*: what’s up?
jimin *whispering*: the dorm is on fire.
Achilles Come Down
“I can’t stand seeing you tear yourself apart like this.” He pleaded, eyes filled with months worth of sadness, anger , confusion.
“Then don’t watch. Simple.” The other boy spoke softly, but firmly, determined on pushing everyone who cared about him, away.
“You may feel no purpose , nor a point for existence, it’s all just conjecture and gloom. There may not be meaning , so find one and seize it.” Patroclus begged , with all that was left of him, with all the love that’s grown only stronger, since the day they’ve met.
“I’m doing this. I’m gonna jump. You can’t stop me.” Achilles couldn’t bring himself to sound composed. Yelling in desperation, he prayed to the Gods that he’d drop it and go home.
“So jump, and i’m jumping.” Giving up, he took a step forward as if his other half were a ticking bomb, which in a way, he was.
“Why?” At the edge of the roof, he was in utter turmoil.
“... because there is no me without you.” Patroclus confessed.
me and my narcissistic ways
constantly daydreaming
of happily ever afters
and finding ones meanings
in nonexistent chapters
thus behaving irrational
go big or go home
last night was progressively national
but thats just the way we roam
at the end of the day
nothings really changed
acting like i try to pave the way
have things always been deranged?
in real life ill never get to feel
whining and dying for ever and ever
the truth rarely has an appeal
at the thought of that i shiver
namjoon: alright Hoseok how are you gonna get out of this one?
hobi: well,i’m going to say verbally because judging by your tone you’re not in the mood for the dance i’ve prepared.
the rest of BTS: *shuffle off disappointedly*
SHOUTO TODOROKI HEADCANON
In which the reader platonically holds Shouto’s hand
pairing: Shouto x gender neutral! reader
genre:fluff!
warnings:non
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ok so basically y/n is like different than Shouto in EVERY. POSSIBLE. ASPECT.
they’re open,flirtatious,empathetic and carefree ,,,and Shouto is obviously very different lol.
so of course it was strange that shouto and you became such good friends
truth is,it was a relief when you hung out,he didn’t care about his hero duties or Endeavour troubles.
you are probably the only person who can make him fluster ,,,well not fluster per se,more like get a reaction out of him.
and one day during an exercise where all you had to do was wait and y/n was like “hey shouto can i pls hold your hand?”
my boy was like “???” physically confused but obliged nonetheless. even though the reader was like “its okay if you dont want to,this doesnt mean anything its just-“
you held hands and at first he didn’t quite care but later, since it grew into a habit,he’d simply imply he wants to hold your hand
Of course he would never say it,it feels unnatural considering his background but hes ,,,touch starved.
and since it became a routine the others grew accustomed to it as well (except Bakugo who would be like “OY did I miss something???”)
and Sho would glare at him,obviously.
but on the inside,he felt ecstatic because all he ever needed was a friend,will it grow into something more?
he wasn’t sure.
MASTERLIST
BIASED ARMIES AS REACTION PICTURES
SEOKJIN STANS
YOONGS STANS
HOBI STANS
JOON STANS
JIMIN STANS
TAE STANS
JK STANS
MASTERLIST
okay , i had this thought for a while now and i’m gonna share it.
so ,,, why is everyone so obsessed with jungkook’s lovelife? Like idk bout yall but there are other biased bts members and i don’t see them getting shipped as much as jk biased people ship him with ,,, IU , Lisa , Rosè (and twice members) etc... Idk, if i were him , I personally wouldn’t mind getting shipped, but his fans make edits, photoshop pictures and videos and it’s getting out of control. I wouldn’t care actually, BUT THE THING IS , let’s take my ultimate bias Yoongi for e.g , wouldn’t it make more sense for people to obsess over him and IU? They’re the same age , they made a goddamn song and produced it so they had to spend some time together? They were both dirt poor at the beginning and climbed to the top. They have more in common than let’s say Lisa and Jk (they’re literally only shipped together because of their age and because they’re the king and queen of kpop or whatever the fuck). Y’all don’t see us Yoongi shippers ship him with IU , or any other female idol for that matter (someone said that yoongi stans are so unproblematic, we just compare him to cats and cry about it lmfao) So why are Jk stans obsessed with shipping but would actually cry if it turns out he is dating?! Like the person who’d date him would get so much hate and it’s fucked up. Now for my next argument, wouldn’t it make more sense to ship , let’s say, Lisa and Hobi? They’re both rappers that have a passion for dancing above everything else. It just makes more sense idk??? Or let’s say shipping Rosè with Yoongi? Cuz they both have an absurd passion for music, both love the process of it, so why don’t people ship them? (and don’t say age cuz yall have no problem shipping IU and JK or Jin with that comedian). Idk it just makes me weirded out, and most of the times the idols are really fucking uncomfortable with shipping so why not just stop altogether?