seungkwan:oh look we look like a couple in this photo lol.
vernon: a couple of besties!
the rest of svt:*trying to hold back laughter*
BTS as Melanie Martinez lyrics
(someone did this already,either the mha fandom or an army,pls lmk if u know who did so i can credit them!)
TW- darker lyrics
SEOKJIN
“you say the cruelest words,you used to break my heart,cuz i’m over here working my ass of...”
-show & tell
YOONGS
“your body is imperfectly perfect,everyone wants what the other one’s working.”
-orange juice
HOSEOK
“dont let them fuck you,hunny just say ,recess im tired’ .”
-recess
NAMJOON
“teach him to keep it in his pants and tell him to stop.”
-strawberry shortcake
JIMIN
“kids are still depressed when you dress them up.”
-sippy cup
TAEHYUNG
“i’ve never fit into any category,always deemed an outcast.”
-fire drill
JUNGKOOK
“i never signed up for your drama.”
-drama club
MASTERLIST
me and my narcissistic ways
constantly daydreaming
of happily ever afters
and finding ones meanings
in nonexistent chapters
thus behaving irrational
go big or go home
last night was progressively national
but thats just the way we roam
at the end of the day
nothings really changed
acting like i try to pave the way
have things always been deranged?
in real life ill never get to feel
whining and dying for ever and ever
the truth rarely has an appeal
at the thought of that i shiver
Hoseok:Seokjin,Namjoon won’t come out of his room.
Seokjin:just tell him I said something stupid.
Hoseok:like what?
Seokjin:like anything factually incorrect.
Namjoon,a few minutes later: DID YOU JUST SAY THE SUN IS A F*CKING PLANET-
anyone got fic recs for during teams video calls? chemistry typa beat 🥵
this is the 2nd time im crying because of yoongi TODAY... i’m in tears currently... he’s the best thing i have come to discover in a very long time, i cherish his words of wisdom and talent by an unbelievable amount. it pains me to think i’ll never be able to properly thank him for every lesson he taught me in person. i am so happy he overcame the obstacles live has thrown at him and did the most despite all odds. happy 28th (29th) birthday to the man the myth the legend himself... i love u so much and maybe one day i’ll get to tell u that , thank u for being yourself,for being understanding, vocal and empathetic. ur existence made my life better and ill never be able to repay u. (also fun fact ,,, when i first began watching clips of bts ,,, yoongi was mostly quiet and kept to himself,i didn’t know him,therefore he wasnt my bias,,, i learned about his humour and his influence, i didn’t care for his attractiveness,until i discovered his personality, and im glad it was like that,because if proves he is beyond looks)
Rubs his neck when he’s nervous
Settles arguments by holding hands
Loves holding hands in general (please hold his f*cking hand)
Once bought armys snacks and drinks then hand drew a picture to put on each one, hand wrapped the goodie bags, then proceeded to apologize wishing he could get them better gifts
He is shy and quiet, but acts like a crackhead with his members and people he trusts
Has apologized for not being able to express himself properly, and instead puts it into his music
Was on the student council
Was known for his exceptional b-boying as well as his underground rap (whoever said he can’t dance is full of it)
Loves dogs, and in particular his family’s dog Holly more than anything. He loves to buy him presents and outfits
Is great at cooking and hums while he cooks
Prefers his mother’s and brother’s food though
Calls all his music equipment his “friends” and likes to show off when he gets a new friend
Can rap, sing, dance, produce, and has the very rare gift of perfect pitch
The piano was his first love, and he is amazing at it
Is open about his struggles with mental health and supporting the LGBT community
Writes inspiring lyrics hoping to bring comfort to others
Makes it a point during concerts to go to every part of the stage to wave and look out at ARMY with a huge fond smile on his face, trying to memorize their faces
Fans that have gone to fan signs have mentioned he recognizes them if they have gone more than once, even to a point where a girl asked if she remembered him and he said not to trick him- that he has not met her before
Comes from a very humble upbringing, often had to choose between eating and taking the bus home
Has a beautiful gummy smile, and his eyes turn into cute crescents when he smiles real big
Has the cutest nose he scrunches when he is cold
A great basketball player
The other members have said that Yoongi fixes things around their apartment and does projects they ask for help on while they sleep
Loves building furniture
Says his favorite part of him is his hands (he knows)
Is goofy as heck
Loves doing random wiggle dances whenever it suits him
He is very soft for his members, and likes to show it in his own quiet way and acts of kindness
His whole body shakes when he is laughing
He often squeals when he is really excited and having fun
Photography is one of his passions
He used to post pictures of the members on BTS’ twitter as a fansite and called himself “ Suga’s Sight” with his own watermark and everything
Said he wanted to be an architect when he was younger
An army told him she thought his moles on his face were cute, so he wiped the makeup off them
Gets shy really easily
Used to love drawing cartoons
Has a really unique and hilarious sense of humor
Secretly fluent in English
He won a Melon Music Award for his producing
Once said he cannot raise his voice at anyone or stay angry
Loves mangos and cherry tomatoes
The KMCA attributes over 70 songs to him as a songwriter and producer
Has a heart of gold and for his last birthday he made a donation to 39 orphanages, among many other charitable donations throughout the years
Once said he would avoid getting tattoos so he could join charity organizations
Stays up all night to work on music, so naps when he can to keep up his energy
Once said he writes at least one song a day
Has an amazing and gentle soul- please love him
Achilles Come Down
“I can’t stand seeing you tear yourself apart like this.” He pleaded, eyes filled with months worth of sadness, anger , confusion.
“Then don’t watch. Simple.” The other boy spoke softly, but firmly, determined on pushing everyone who cared about him, away.
“You may feel no purpose , nor a point for existence, it’s all just conjecture and gloom. There may not be meaning , so find one and seize it.” Patroclus begged , with all that was left of him, with all the love that’s grown only stronger, since the day they’ve met.
“I’m doing this. I’m gonna jump. You can’t stop me.” Achilles couldn’t bring himself to sound composed. Yelling in desperation, he prayed to the Gods that he’d drop it and go home.
“So jump, and i’m jumping.” Giving up, he took a step forward as if his other half were a ticking bomb, which in a way, he was.
“Why?” At the edge of the roof, he was in utter turmoil.
“... because there is no me without you.” Patroclus confessed.
saving this for later <3
some of my favorite video essays
lady bird, fences, and why you don't need to forgive your parents
racebaiting, queerbaiting, colorism, featurism, and performative diversity
girlhood disrupted : the pseudo-maturtiy of traumatized girls in film
let's talk about the japanese school girl
the coraline bug theory
breaking down true womanhood & black girlhood in media
bill cipher : one fatal mistake
the philosophy of mob psycho 1000
why only goblins matter
soul eater : beneath the surface
perfect blue : the fear of yourself
the villain of edith finch
art vs the artist
how regular show saved cartoon network
big plotholes in reality
detroit : become human retrospective
SHOUTO TODOROKI HEADCANON
in which the overly affectionate reader hugs Sho after every exam/fight/mission
pairing: shouto x gender neutral! reader
genre:fluff!!!
warnings: none ; )
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ok so you were overly endearing and still managed to not overstep his boundaries
but each villain attack
and each school activity ,,,every time he’d win and outdo everyone,you were there to greet and congratulate him.
it started out with casual praise,a gentle smile and a gracious bow.
but as your relationship blossomed from polite classmates to somewhat close friends
what he found amusing is that you didn’t try to be better than him,you weren’t bitter,you weren’t here to top everyone.
which he realised with fond interest ,mostly because in the hero course everyone has a superiority complex trying to be the best,himself included.
but you didn’t care about that.
thats why he liked you so much.
,,,anywho the first time a hug occurred was during the provisional hero license exam.
it was phase one,you eliminated the seiai students alongside tsu,momo,shoji and jiro.
you made your way over to the place where the lucky 10% wait for the next phase and you guys saw Shouto
now ,,,maybe its because of all the stress and emotions but seeing Sho made you the happiest.
“hey Todoroki, are you the first one of us to pass?” - Momo asked.
before he could answer ,you came to him and wrapped your hands around his torso.
The rest of your friends were shocked (although Momo’s face soon turned into a pleasant smile),
Shouto was still puzzled even after you pulled away.
a blush found its way on his cheek (protecc him 🥺)
soon after,insecurity followed...
“I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to invade your personal space i’m just really proud of you and happy and sad and nervous and overwhelmed because what if we don’t pass- I mean you will pass but- I don’t know I just- You mean a lot to me.”
my boy was S H O C K E D
you hid your face into your hands hoping there’s a kid with a quirk that can make the earth swallow you.
after a few seconds of him trying to think of something to say he just blurted out “you mean a lot to me too.”
you were kinda shocked but happy,besides that can mean just platonic (but you secretly hope it doesn’t)
after that it became a tradition that you hug him after every succes story you guys experience.
this was so random I apologise 😭
MASTERLIST
BIASED ARMIES AS REACTION PICTURES
SEOKJIN STANS
YOONGS STANS
HOBI STANS
JOON STANS
JIMIN STANS
TAE STANS
JK STANS
MASTERLIST
seokjin: you deserve an award for putting up with me.
namjoon: you are my award,seokjin.
hoseok: you deserve an award for putting up with me.
yoongi: damn fucking right i do, you can be a real dumbass sometimes!