Is It Just Me But I LOVE The Fact That Caleb Wittebane Haunts The Narrative. He’s Everywhere!

"the longest day" is fucking hilarious. the a plot is hiccup and toothless going absolutely through it against a dragon mother ship and her fighter jets while the b plot is the rest of the gang being so mindfuckingly sleep-deprived they couldn't even wash dragons three times their size and said dragons throwing a coup by locking the gang up in a hole. like?

I’ll do you one better. The flags discover these fanfictions exist and they all take turns reading them out loud while at The Old World with alcohol. They end up on the floor laughing at the end, mainly making fun of how Lippmann’s fans view him in the y/n dreamy perspective. They’d have the time of their lives.

Do you guys think in the bungou universe people write wattpad fics where they put their hair in a messy bun, put on converse, and come downstairs to find out that their mom is selling them to Lippmann?

There’s this art I found on Pinterest by mdoodlerfandomart and it’s so funny because it basically went like this.

Hiccup: is tied up and being held hostage in Viggo’s ship.

Viggo: pacing around a white board with a model of the earth in hand.

Viggo: “ You see dear Hiccup! This proves the earth is round. It’s a circle! Look! It rotates! It’s not flat! Its r.o.u.n.d!

Hiccup: who is trying to figure out if this is a ploy to make him let his guard down or if Viggo actually thinks the world is a sphere.

I love the fact that there are multiple timelines where the line twins didn’t survive.

It makes rewatching Gravity Falls that much darker

I FUCKING KNEW IT. I WAS SO RIGHT HAHA

I’m on S5 Ep1, and right after they established that they’ve won and have to go back to Berk, Johann shows up.

I know it’s not confirmed but HES SO A VILLAIN. I made an a post about this but I KEEP GAINING EVIDENCE.

Baldstrid

SIGHHHHH WELL I GUESS I HAVE TO MAKE IT NOW

just gimme a sec

making a thing

Do you think the reason Hiccup is so good at listening and understanding others is because he never got that growing up.

Like Stoick and Valka put their expectations and views on him and never really listened to who he was both as a kid and an adult.

Maybe that’s why he has such an easy acceptance of the twins chaos, of Snotlout need to be important, Fishlegs anxiety, and Astrid’s anger issues and he works through it with them.

Because no one did that for him.

the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

No one talks about how Snotlout is JUST as sassy and sarcastic as Hiccup. Especially in RTTE.