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*the kitten looked him dead in the eye, feeling his soul moving inside.* mew *they hopped. this kitten is a different kitten*

*the intensity in their eyes was somewhat unnerving, not to mention it had actually heard what he said and acted on it. He glanced behind him through the 'window' (it was really just a rectangular hole that let him see the front door)*

"Hey Jim? Could you come here?"

°CJ slipped into the kitchen, looking inquisitive. Yeah?°

"...I think this cat actually figured out door knobs."

°I mean yeah, they did get in. What do you mean?°

"...I asked them if they wanted raw or cooked, said hop for cooked and sneeze for raw. Bean looked dead at me and hopped."

°...Guess they want cooked?°

"Well yeah I got /that/ part I dunno, I think I've been up for to long..? Everything feels off now."

°He pauses for a moment, then pulls out a pocket recorder and trains the view onto the kitten. Maybe, it is late after all... Might as well give the little one some meat for now.°

*a nod*

"Yeah- here. Hope it's good Bean."

*he puts the plate in front of the kitten. There's a medium sized burger patty on it now.*

°Is their name 'Bean' now?°

"I mean, unless you can think of something better?"

°Not really, are they ok with the name? If not I'm calling them Snow Ear°

"...Isn't that a fungus you liked in middle school or something?"

°...Not what I meant.°

*the kitten woke up next to RJ.* meow *it stretched and yawn. he looked away and saw CJ busy calling... someone* meow?

°CJ looked up from his typing for a brief moment, setting down the phone for a second. Just getting some help Snow, you have a good sleep I hope?°

*the kitten wiggled closer to him. he's a cat. he's noting going to talk* meow *silly human*

*the man sighs.*

¶Guess you are stuck in here with me then. Don't chew any of my stuff, alright?¶

*he sits back down, frowns, and deletes a line from whatever he's writing before continuing. Time until arrival, approximately two hours.*

∆A brief interlude here. It's past midnight, so I have to retire for the night. I'll be back in the morning though, hope you guys have a good night- Admin∆

*the kitten wiggled closer to him* meow meow meow meow meow meow meow?

°He will be ok, you do not have to worry..°

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°CJ has been looking into a telescope on and off for around a half an hour now. There's the sounds of popping coming from the kitchen, and he's changed out of his work polo and into a comfy looking sweater. It's movie night, and Jim had run to the store for some chicken for tonight, but CJ plans to show him something before they start.°

Good evening, Jims. Im -

"Hello-? You get cut off there?"

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