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A young looking adventurer wanders up to the Jims to introduce himself. He extends his hand for a handshake. "Hello there, my name's Illinois." - anon-illinois

*RJ is the one who extends his hand out, shaking the offered hand of the adventurer.*

"Hey there! I'm RJ, these two are my brothers- CJ and NJ. Nice to meet you"

The Host used his last bandages after a certain bubblegum bitch shot himself in the foot and needed some.

"Oh, ouch- Wilford then? Hope he's ok by now. Jim can you check the glove compartment for anything Host could use-"

*°CJ rummages through the glove compartment.°*

°There is a little bit of gauze left in here from our last camping trip?°

"Ok, thanks Jim. We have some gauze in here if you want it."

∆Just please specify who you're asking if you want to ask these! Hope you have a good day∆

weird asks that say a lot

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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

The Host walks over and asks the Jims if they've seen his bandages

*Finally having gotten of the road for a bit, surprised blinks are shared within the group.*

"Can't say we have, sorry. When did you last have them?"

15. Favorite song?

"Uh, wow that's hard- Touch-Tone Telephone? Maybe? It really depends on my mood."

°I can never choose between Zombie by The Cranberries or Drops of Jupiter, but I'm open to new recommendations.°

¶Hm... Viva La Vida? I don't really have a favorite, but that one is nice to listen to for one reason or another.¶

°If only the Bluetooth worked in this car.°

//For the questions: 2, 5, 23, 33, 37, 45?

*As the car continues to drive forward, the trio of Jims muse over their answers.*

2. How old are you?

°RJ and I are both 29.°

"I'm older by 23 minutes though-"

°-and I am half an inch taller.°

*There's a tiny bit of grumbling.*

¶I'm 33 now, as of last month.¶

5. What is your favorite color?

¶Definetly blue, aquamarine blue especially.¶

"I can never pick- lavender is pretty up there though!"

°I've been in a sort of dandelion yellow mood. That could change, but it is a nice color.°

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

¶Just one. On a skiing trip of all things.¶

°Nice guy I remember, I'm sure you've heard of one Bim Trimmer?°

"He was neat, we got some pictures too! Not sure why the detail stuck with me, but I'm pretty sure he sharpens his teeth."

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

°Depends, but when we have muffins that's usually what I eat?°

"Omelettes. Whatever lunch meat we've got in the fridge goes in there- and some cheese too!"

¶Cereal, usually. What kind varies though.¶

37. Favorite swear word?

°Fuck.°

"Bastard, but in reference to a cat."

¶Asshat, definetly asshat. That counts, I think?¶

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

¶Probably one of my suits. I cannot be certain, though, which one at the moment.¶

°I.. don't know, honestly.°

"Maybe that one necklace you got a few years ago?"

°Maybe?°

"I'm pretty sure mine is this nice pair of loafers I got as a birthday gift- but CJ and I don't really buy expensive clothes that often? Equipment, on the other hand, is a different story."

°I try not to pay more than $15 for any shirt, but I would give my kidney for a good camera.°

¶I swear..¶

Good evening, Jims. Im -

"Hello-? You get cut off there?"

∆Specify which Jim you're asking if you want to ask!∆

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

rb to make a trans person feel loved 💕

Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.

∆Specify who you're asking if you want- regardless have a good day!∆

some asks 🌿

• 1. have you ever been in love?

• 2. who is your favorite artist?

• 3. what is your favorite music genre?

• 4. have you ever had a penpal?

• 5. are you single or in a relationship?

• 6. what color are your eyes?

• 7. what is your favorite word?

• 8. do you play any instruments?

• 9. what is your favorite color?

• 10. do you have any nicknames?

• 11. what is your favorite flower?

• 12. what qualities do you find attractive in a person?

• 13. do you have any pets?

• 14. have you ever traveled outside of your home country?

• 15. what language(s) do you speak?

• 16. who was your first crush?

• 17. do you wear glasses?

• 18. what is your favorite pastry?

• 19. do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

• 20. bright, dark, or pastel colors?

• 21. what is your favorite social media app?

• 22. what is your sexuality?

• 23. do you have any siblings?

• 24. what is your favorite scent?

• 25. where do you want to travel to?

• 26. what is your favorite film?

• 27. who do people say you look like? (celebrity/family member)

• 28. who is your best friend?

• 29. what is your dream job?

• 30. do you know how to drive?

• 31. who is/was your favorite teacher?

• 32. are you a feminist?

• 33. what is your zodiac sign?

• 34. do you enjoy reading?

• 35. do you have any hidden talents?

• 36. have you ever dyed your hair?

• 37. what is your favorite thing in your bedroom?

• 38. what is your biggest fear?

• 39. can you whistle?

• 40. do you make your bed every day?

• 41. do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?

• 42. have you ever been on a roller coaster?

• 43. surfing or skateboarding?

• 44. are you a dog or a cat person?

• 45. what is your favorite animal?

• 46. do you have a skincare routine?

• 47. what time do you typically go to bed at and what time do you wake up at?

• 48. what is your favorite memory?

• 49. how tall are you?

• 50. what is the best gift you’ve ever received?

• 51. do you have a garden?

• 52. do you like bugs?

• 53. what is your natural hair color?

• 54. what is your favorite food and drink?

• 55. do you want kids?

• 56. what is/was your favorite class?

• 57. what color shirt are you wearing?

• 58. if you could time travel, what year would you go to and why?

• 59. what is your skin color?

• 60. hugs or kisses?

• 61. have you ever drank alcohol?

• 62. have you ever done drugs?

• 63. netflix or youtube?

• 64. ice cream or frozen yogurt?

• 65. succulents or flowers?

∆Sexy does red bean paste come in a tube∆

palau’s jellyfish lake was once connected to the pacific ocean, but when the sea level dropped its population of jellyfish were left to thrive in the isolation of its algae rich waters, and now make a daily 800 metre migration from one end of the lake to the other.

A gift piece for some dear friends of mine! Some humor/adventure, with a dose of stupidity!

@spiritwolfguide, @lilsprout-exe, @oasisofgalaxies, @anon-jims I love you guys tons!

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With a groan, Alphie lifts their head, trying to recall details of what happened and how they ended up tied to a chair.

There’s something almost cliche about this scenario. They’re in a darkened room, waking up with their arms tied behind a chair. Judging from the way the tape is wrapped around their wrists, Alphie can guess whoever the kidnapper is has experience with kidnap.

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don’t forget on pride month

If you notice me reblogging

a repost

stolen art

false information

etc.

please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

screenshot to see ur nickname!

I don’t know if you guys have heard about pridefall yet, but here’s the gist (from a Discord server):

-I don’t see a post on this yet, so I want to bring attention to it. There is something happening on June 1st called operation pride fall, the only forms or social media considered to be safe are qoutve and discord, there is also talk of mass murdering, raping, and threatening people of the LGBTQ+ community. Please stay inside and be careful, I would recommend turning off your social media for the day as well, because they plan on going through TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, etc. and looking on small accounts to see who has their sexuality or gender identity in that persons bio, and they will be commenting and DMing terrible homophobic and threatening text to members of the LGBTQ+ community.

Please be mindful! I know I’m a small blog so not many people will see this so um…

I hate to tag you, but, @official-lucifers-child , can you boost this? Sorry for the trouble.

¶A.. camping trip.¶

"Yup! It's gonna be great, promise."

The Newscaster squinted slightly at the younger Jim. RJ either didn't notice or didn't care, because he was grabbing the last of the 'road trip snacks'. Apparently they were driving, not flying, out to a location neither of the twins would tell the elder. RJ assured him it wasn't a new place, and that there would be bathrooms and showers and it would all be fine; NJ is starting to regret saying that he would be fine with whatever the other two wanted to do.

Meanwhile, CJ was playing Tetris with what was already packed. Each little bit needed to be in the best possible spot, to maximize how much you could safely carry. That, and he specifically didn't want his cameras next to something that would jostle them too much.

Extra bags of chips in hand, RJ slid into the driver's seat, with CJ next to him. NJ tucked himself into the back, trying to figure out where exactly these two planned on taking all of them. And why keep it a secret?

°It is a surprise, Jim, so don't peak at the maps.°

¶...Alright then. As long as we aren't going to Florida I guess I don't have much to complain about. Just, did you two pack-¶

"Yeah we did- we packed all the important stuff and extras. And there's at least one nice outfit in there just in case you have a formal meeting with m- a bear, maybe a bear, in a suit, that sounds pretty funny actually-"

And thus kicked off a roadtrip filled with squinting, loud singing, gas station sandwiches, and any other matter of fun as the trio of Jims gets on the road seemingly without a hitch.

mutuals if i like your negative posts please just imagine me patting u on the back comforting you, not like i actually like that you’re hurt

18, 19, 20, 24? -Neb

18. do you still love stuffed animals?

"Well, I don't sleep with any, but yeah I can still appreciate them. Soft, nice colors, they're like pillows but in more interesting shapes, you know?"

°Yes.°

¶Love? They're alright, but I'm not going out and buying any just for myself.¶

19. most important thing in your life?

°RJ.°

"CJ."

¶...I am assuming you mean like an object, so as far as sentimental value things go, probably a photo of us all at Point Pleasant.¶

20. what do you want most in the world right now?

¶Honestly? For those two to tell me what they're planning.¶

"Nintendo Switch. Everyone is yelling about Animal Crossing and I want to know why everyone likes it that much."

°Night Vision goggles. My camera works fine, but I would love some goggles.°

24. what’s something you do to de-stress?

¶Rubik's cube or sit at the park when it's not crowded. It's nice I think.¶

"I read, usually. Some coffee mixed with hot cocoa, a good book, one of the extra soft blankets.."

°I make some tea, maybe watch something funny. I know it seems a little generic, but other than walking in the woods and finding that perfect spot, that's what I do. That or I grab the blankets before RJ does, have a little soft nest on the couch.°

5?

5. who do you feel most you around?

(If unspecified I'm assuming everyone- hope that's ok?)

°RJ. He's been by my side since the beginning, quite literally.°

"Probably CJ! I'm with him all the time, and I've got nothing I feel like I have to hide from him, so I can just be me."

¶I'm.. not completely sure. Maybe WJ? I'd say my family for the most part, but there's someone at work I'm pretty comfortable being myself with, at least.¶