Guy Who Has Ibuprofen: I Have Ibuprofen If You Need It Btw

adora "Did yOu jUsT jUmP iNtO FiRe fOr mE😏😏" grayskull

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

I think you could have a very long and impassionated debate on whose legacy was bastardized worse: Jesus Christ or that poor little Japanese dog

i get butterflies when i see your name on my phone but that’s literally none of your business

hooray

Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse

more money

one (1) cat

every single book on my "books to buy" list

another cool rock

knees that work

ankles that work

hips that work

an airplane

Saw a thread on Twitter of "gifts to give a person with ADHD and autism" that was full of stereotypical and quite frankly patronizing items, so here's a list of I (autistic individual) want instead as a gift

Money

Fourteen billion dollars

Free coupon to kill somebody with my teeth

Suitcase full of money

Cool looking rock

Scratching post for me to sink my claws into

An albino elephant

The head of Jeff Bezos mounted on my wall

Uncooked rice

A cup full of blood

100k in cash

the sadness

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.