Adora "Did YOu JUsT JUmP INtO FiRe FOr ME😏😏" Grayskull

I keep bouncing back and forth between "I can do this! I can relearn to live my life! I will be okay!" and, like, sobbing uncontrollably

uooooogh the christian God is actually deer skull and raccoon salmon in pickup truck ooooooooooooooo and She (god) (usually refererd to as Male but im Queering it) talked to me in parking lot and said uh h Life Is Decay Anr Rotting and Sunlight is actually the souls of deer skull and i was like woah but im just little old me from somewhere in the contiguous USA and She (god) (Queering it) said being Yourself is th e most important thing and that i should Vote

I love laying on the floor :) who else loves laying on the floor? I love laying on the floor :)

the boyfriend level (derogatory)

i got to read a poem written by the person i love and ive never been happier

We are a very very dumb, stupid people

Maybe if I lay in the grass long enough the dandelions will overtake me and I don't have to do human things anymore.

shit i heard in the halls at high school

(pt 5)

" he came in, threatening..." *long pause* " ..lives"

"salad without eggs is like communism"

"i wish my bf was a boy scout so he could tie me up like that"

"i was singing tacones rojos-" "you weren't singing it right"

"straight bi or otherwise keep your hands off other men's thighs"

"my favorite part about easter break was bullying seven year olds"

"a Tootsie roll with red flags"

"now they do buy 2 get one free vasectomy"

"I didn't know what to write so i wrote the plot to sherlock in Spanish"

"awww i can't download tin- wait sorry i was thinking about tits"

i used to love jokes about canes/crutches users referring to them as their additional legs. but THIS IS NO JOKE ANYMORE.

i almost feel every step of my cane. my wrist? i feel it's more of like my knee. what do you mean i have two legs? no, i have three. yes, third one starts at my shoulder, why?

oh, i need two free hands for something... *sarcastic thought* yeah let me just pull out my second arm. *realizing i actually do have a second arm* oh well...

sometimes i just don't realize i'm holding a cane. i don't realize i can stop holding it. my fingers are glued to the handle, thanks for asking.

today, i was sitting down and thought that i needed to re-tie my shoe laces. i made knots tighter on first shoe. second shoe. then i got puzzled because where's the third shoe.

yes it IS my third leg now. she's adopted.

half my leg went numb for about a week for no reason at all, i deemed it not hospital worthy

Being disabled means experiencing something terrifying health wise, but being uncertain if it’s hospital worthy