You Say That Now. I'd Happily Give You Time With My Brother, Because After A Full Day With His Shenanigans

alycia: you can. i think it's hot when you get a little jealous, but i promise you are my one and only muse. we do have a lot of great memories. some of the best times i've had have been with you, and i cherish those moments. alycia: i'll bring one of the many little black dresses to fit with the vibe. i always wanted to tap into my inner morticia. i'm excited to see what you come up with. i've been looking at a few places myself while i was waiting in the airport and i'll share them with you once i get there. i would love to stick around for a while as long as you want me to. i feel like we have a lot of time to make up for, and i kind of want to be selfish and take up all of your time.

Jamie: Can I admit to being mildly jealous at the idea of you finding another muse? And you can't argue with that logic. I'm glad we agree on that, darling. Plus, I'm all too happy to hear those are your favorites as well, and we've got a lot of great memories like that. Jamie: I love that for us too, and I'm already picturing the photoshoot we can have! You know I'll never turn down a spooky place to explore, especially one with you. I'll start researching now. It really has been far too long for my liking as well, and believe me when I say that I didn't want this much time to pass. I miss you a whole lot too, there's no denying that. I don't want to miss you anymore than I have to either, darling. Maybe you can stick around for a while with me, what do you think?

am i the only one who hates having any sort of time off? when i'm working i can't wait for a little time to myself, but now that i'm not booked and busy like i have been i have no idea what to do with my free time. do you have any recommendations of places to travel or things to do? i've tried to think of things to do, but i'm drawing a blank. @ayodebiris

i would hope so. then again it took the longest time for me to convince my dad to get rid of his iphone 5. he was stuck to that thing like glue. this is why you are among one of the very few artist in this world who deserve to be famous. you care about everyone above the money and the ticket sales, and it definitely shows. i wish there was a way to group everyone into the same room. i know people wouldn't mind standing shoulder to shoulder for a chance to watch you perform. stop— you are so cute! to have a hug from the legend herself would cure all of my seasonal depression. that is so kind of you. i would definitely love to bring her along, and i'm sure she'd more than thankful to be anywhere. she's not a hard woman to please, even if she does hate crowds. i knew you were cool, and the fact that you love jazz and blues just cements that. i grew up on it too, mainly because of my dad, so he'd be pretty excited to know that others feel the same way. he's convinced that old school is dead, but it's very much alive, and you can see it in a lot of newer music these days. wait until he finds out you know of his band. my apologies in advance if he tries to persuade you to let them open for you. tell me about it. the 80's was such a great era, and i'm so sad i wasn't born during that time.

Thankfully, I think most of us are beyond the age of 3G in the so-called free world. It's hard to say what is and isn't happening beyond closed doors, what with the amount of NDAs that we all have to sign, but hopefully we'll turn a corner where people feel they're being treated more fairly in the ticket queue. I wish I could fit all of my little monsters into the one room, arena, stadium – whatever. !!!!! Oh my goodness, that's so exciting. Let me know if it happens and we can finally hug in person and you can let me know if the show lives up to the hype. If your mom isn't big on crowds, we can definitely make sure you're in a non-crowded area, lovely. Blues! I love it, and I love old school. A lot of people don't believe that but I grew up loving jazz, myself, although really I loved all music. Oh, Cosmic Spice? What a great name. You know, I think the '80s might have been our best era of music. I can't wait to meet him! All of them, honestly.

alycia: sounds like you just reach out to me every two years. 😂 alycia: i understand what you mean tho. i have been all over the place these past few years. getting me on the phone, or in person, hasn't been the easiest. alycia: i appreciate that. it's been a decent trip thus far. alycia: that is adorable! i did both ballet and ice skating for a very long time, so regardless of which one she sticks with she is going to have a blast. i learned so much about myself doing those activities.

Abel: well, it feels like that — like I catch you every two years, and somehow I still have the right number LMAO Abel: Good for you, girl. Have your fun Abel: She’s doing great. I’m doing fine — we’re learning as we go. Signed her up for ballet the other day… she hated it and ended up using the dance bar like monkey bars. Now I’m moving her over to ice skating. So far, as long as she’s got snacks, I’ve got no complaints.

oh, it was definitely a waste of time. that's what happens when you follow a boy around only to have him ghost you right after. but it's his loss, not mine. i just think you are putting a lot of pressure on my shoulders here, but i guess if i've been deemed the bills good luck charm then i should proudly own that title. i'll do you one better, i'll actually go to a game this year. just send me the game dates and i'll try and attend as many of them as i can.

Come on, I bet it wasn't a waste of time. Where did you go? Listen, it's because I know you're going to help us win. It wasn't a fluke! It's going to happen again, trust me. We didn't really lose any games once you started to pay attention to the games last season, so if I tell you when they are will you pay attention to them this upcoming season too?

@alyvas

excuse me miss— but how dare you make me fall more in love with you than i already was? you've only been in one episode of the last of us, and your character already has me in a chokehold. bravo, by the way. the first episode was so good! i can't wait to see more of you in the coming weeks. @isamerceds

fighting for tickets with ticketmaster is a pain. you almost have to have the best luck in the world to beat out the resellers. i wish they would put a stop to that, but alas that is the way of the world. someone is always out to get someone, or try and profit off of someone else's success. congrats on the tour, though! i know the world has been itching for another gaga tour, myself included. oh man— i just recently saw sabrina carpenter in concert and that was such an amazing experience. i just love her. i also just scored tickets for me and my dad to see metallica this summer for his fathers day gift, so i'm pretty excited for that as well. he's been a huge metallica fan for sometime.

I'm kind of losing my mind over how my TikTok notifications are blowing up since I announced that I'd be touring MAYHEM and people have been able to get tickets. Or not get tickets. It's never a perfect process and someone's always inevitably disappointed not to make it, but I'm so excited to sing and dance with those that did win the Ticketmaster war. All of that said, what's been your favorite concert experience – it could have been as a child, teen, or more recently... I wanna know! Anyone still touring that I just have to see? @hfrpstarters

i just saw the news about your newest addition! i am so, so happy for you and karlie! i knew the minute you told me you two were together that you'd be going the distance. how are you feeling? are you excited? i know this might seem super unexpected, but you are going to be such a wonderful dad. @oliverstarkfame

that is sweet. i don't have any sort of hope that i'll ever make it big enough to join the MCU, but if it ever does happen i'll owe all of that to you for being my biggest hype man. it is a nice dream to transform into a superhero, though. right? i loved how fear was the first spin-off of the series, and it was original and it showed the decline of civilization, which after the original series you got to see a little more of the story. everything beyond that is just trash. i love jeffrey, lauren, and everyone involved in the spin-off's at the moment, but at what point do you realize you are just slinging shit at this point? i'll even repay you with a lead spot if my script ever makes it to film. been working real hard on my debut project, so if it ever see's the light of day i'm calling you first.

you say that, but let’s be real — the day marvel doesn’t notice you is the day they've failed. you’ve got that aussie fire, the screen presence that could silence a whole comic-con hall, and let’s not forget — deadly creatures recognize their own. if netflix is your playground, then marvel should be sending flowers and fan mail just for the chance to get in line. and yeah, you’re right again — it’s heartbreaking when these stories that meant something start to feel like conveyor belt content. the walking dead was lightning in a bottle at one point, and then suddenly it became “how many spin-offs can we throw at the wall before people notice it’s the same formula with new haircuts?” it’s exhausting watching something that once felt epic turn into an obligation. i hope they pull it together too. i really do. if we get the next spidey script and it feels like that, like something with soul again? i’ll know someone in the room actually cared. and trust me, if that day comes — i’ll be fighting to make sure your name ends up on that cast list. hell might freeze over, but maybe that’s just what we need to wake the industry up.

i have not stopped talking about it since i got the news. i have been such a huge fan of the franchise for so long, so to be cast in a film? legendary. thank you so much! i am over the moon about it. i have worked so hard to be able to do more film, especially major motion picture sized projects. i feel like this is my cinderella moment. is that how you felt when you were cast in fallout?

i don't know about you but i'm still freaking out about the godzilla x kong casting news. you and jack o'connell on my screen at the same time? it's only a dream come true. that said ... congrats! how are you feeling about it all? @alyvas