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ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY Hair styled by Brad Mullins ahead of the Netflix Now Streaming event on February 6th 2025

i knew you were the right person for the job. i think if i twist this script into a rom com, you'd be the perfect boyfriend to sweep some lady off of her feet. the type that the audience roots for the entire time. thank you so much! i am still buzzing about landing the role. i had no idea when i auditioned that i would even make the cut. i was going against some pretty big names for that role, so being among the few who were picked— it's legendary. plus i do get to go toe to toe with titans— and hopefully i'm the one working with godzilla, and not against him. i did. walking away was difficult, and i didn't have much going for me job wise, so it was a huge risk. fear was a constant paycheck and i was taking a huge leap of faith on myself, but it worked out well in my favor. i appreciate you, more than you know. your friendship has meant so much to me. ha— i'll just tell them to put you in the next one. i have connections with them now.

you know i’m ride or die — opening scene, closing credits, hell, i’d even be that guy who gets resurrected in the post-credits scene if that’s what it takes. i’m committed. but seriously, i’m holding you to that promise. this character? no dying off early. he’s sticking around until the end, making it count with a slow-motion walk to insert epic finale here. we’re talking legendary status. and hey, godzilla vs. kong? that’s next-level cool. you get to go toe-to-toe with radioactive titans, and i’m honestly just waiting to see what kind of destruction you bring to the screen. talk about an iconic moment — forget the MCU, this is where the real action’s at. you’re gonna crush it. i can already see you owning that role and being the one everyone remembers when the credits roll. i feel you on all of that. when something starts losing its authenticity, it’s hard to stay invested. you’re right — alicia deserved way more than what they were handing out. there’s a point where you just have to step back and go, “i’m worth more than this.” you saw that and walked away, and that takes guts. if it ever gets to the point where they realize they messed up and bring that fire back, they’ll owe you an apology for not recognizing the potential when it was staring them right in the face. but hey, if you ever need a sounding board, or just someone to send you the most ridiculous motivational messages when you're feeling like you’re in the trenches, i’m here. honestly, I’m so glad to be cheering you on — don’t ever forget that you’re gonna go far. and if i ever start getting jealous of your epic godzilla vs. kong role, i’ll just blame it on the radioactive fallout.

those people don't matter. the only person that matters is you, and you've always treated me like i was the most important thing to you, and that means more to me than you will ever know. you made it very difficult not to fall in love with you, and let me tell you i tried not to. i was afraid i'd get hurt again, and i deprived myself of years of happiness because of that fear. i don't want that fear to define my future or my happiness anymore. i just know that i want you. if you will have me. that future that you see for yourself? i see it too. a beautiful gothic wedding, a couple of blonde haired, blue eyed babies that look just like you. it's very achievable, and i'm so willing to give you that life.

Yeah? I'm happy to hear that I've always made you feel like a queen when you're with me, darling, because that's how you should always feel. Plus, you know how much it pisses me off when I think about all the people that have treated you poorly or haven't treated you like you deserved to be treated. And you should never be made to feel like a last option, you know that, love. Well, I don't think the rest of the world would be ready if I showed up wearing nothing at all, darling, so we'll keep that for your eyes only. You're the best hype woman, there's no doubt about that, and you always make me feel more sure of myself. You love my ears? Though I approve of you thinking they're nibble-worthy, of course. I'd say the same for me, but I've not been lying to myself. I've known what I've felt for you, I just haven't felt like I could tell you because it would ruin things. And that's what I told myself, that I'd rather have you in whatever way I could than not have you at all, so I'd just shut up and take whatever you were willing to give. I just didn't think you saw me as anything more than your friend Jamie, who made you feel better sometimes, you know? But it makes me happy hearing I'm the person you always come to when you're happy or you get good news, and very happy I'm who you come to for comfort. You've been my person for years now, darling, that's something I've known and honestly accepted a while ago. I do the same thing when it comes to my future, and I'll admit I've been thinking about my future and settling down a lot, and you're who I see that with. Until now I just told myself it was an unachievable dream.

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your smile— you have a smile that could light up any room. you bring a sense of comfort to anyone around you with a simple smile, and it's so contagious. your personality — i have never met anyone as fun as you in my life. we aren't even from the same generation, but you have such an old soul about you, and it's just so fun being around you. i always know i'm gonna have a good laugh when you are around. your soul — i could write a whole novel about how wonderful of a human being you are. for such a young age you are full of knowledge and wisdom. it's like you've lived a thousand lifetimes and you are sharing everything you know with the rest of us. if you didn't notice i love and admire you so so much. my precious soul.

ALYCIA DEBNAM-CAREY ph. Martin Rusch Story + Rain, March 2025

alycia: i did manage to find my way back to la! nice ass & tim tams still intact. alycia: how are you recovering from that trip? i know it was a lifetime ago, but that flight will knock it outta you for decades.

abel: What’s up aussie girl? abel: Did you cross the Great Barrier Reef yet? If I remember right, you should be landing in L.A. any time now, yeah? abel: Hope you made it through with the tim tams and with that nice ass of yours still intact. 😏 @alyvas

alycia: i am the worst friend on the planet. this might be a couple of days late, but i'm screaming the happiest of birthdays at you! how does it feel to still be the coolest man on the planet? alycia: please tell me the next time you show up in LA? dinner and drinks are on me. alycia: also find me SAT waiting for the last of us. i'm so glad i'm not busy at the moment and i can watch with the rest of the world. @pedroxofame

that sounds like such a blast. i promise you that whatever you have going on is a lot more fun than what i have going on. i just got back home from wasting over a month of my life traveling with someone else. ha— why do you always put that pressure on me? what if it was a fluke, josh! what if i can't summon that power again?

Alright, so time for our routine check in. Catch me up on what you got going on. I am back on the field now with practice getting hit by three hundred pound guys who want to take my head off, so it'll be nice to hear what you have going on and live vicariously through you. The team hasn't forgotten by the way when your support got us all those wins last year, so they are expecting it again this upcoming season.

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aussie hell is the worst kind of hell to find yourself in, so the studio should be shaking in their boots. i feel like that's why my love for marvel isn't as much as it used to. i feel like they were trying to milk that cow as along as they could, and after a while the quality started to go down— at least for some films. i love that for you, because if that title doesn't invoke fear into the studio then i don't know what will. i would love to marvel in a spiderman movie, but i don't know if that will ever come.

alright, alright — message received loud and clear. i’m honestly a little scared for the studio now... aussie hell sounds intense, and i fully support it. you’re absolutely right though — if they hadn’t been off making seventeen different spin-offs and squeezing every drop out of the multiverse, maybe we’d already be swinging through another film by now. but hey, i admire the commitment. i’ll consider this your official application to be the voice of the people — and if i do end up in those meetings, i’ll just casually drop, “alycia debnam-carey is not impressed and she’s sharpening her boomerang,” yeah? also, side note — if you ever want to cameo and show them how it’s done, i’m just saying… you'd make a killer addition to the spider-verse.