Fuck It Sure

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness

I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

the way ppl have designated cuddling as a purely romantic thing and is weird outside of that context has done widespread damage to our pack animal nature

"all these people have adhd all of a sudden" honey the french have been drinking espresso after dinner since they first encountered stimulants, we've been here the whole time.

been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals

Actually every character ever is aromantic and/or asexual. Every single one of them.

Married? Platonic and/or tax benefits. Fucking? Friends with benefits.

Aros can still date and aces can still have sex, right? Great! Every allo character is now ace and/or aro! I am going to be so fucking annoying with this.

did you know you can actually just cock your head to the side and put your canine teeth on either side of her windpipe and not bite down but just hold gentle pressure while you're doing whatever you're doing to remind her that we are animals and with less force than it takes you to bite into a good apple you could tear out her pretty throat? you can do this any time and it's free and easy

im not a real fujo at all i just show up for the high holidays like pathologic and gundam