I Sleep Diagonally So I Wake Up To A Dutch Angle View Of My Ceiling Symbolising My Descent Into Madness

OHHH so when you eat the skin in your lips it's fine bUT when I eat your first born it's a problem???

princegirls are for having their tendons severed and being forced to crawl around on the ground

Been working on this one for a bit :)

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

I'm going to make it so you can NEVER be forklift certified

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

Admin face reveal

Slide to the left! *scraping metal noise*

Slide to the right! *scraping metal noice*

Criss cross? *THUNCK THUNK*

For the last time it's not 'mutually assured destruction' it's a sickass wizard duel.