This Is So Steve Rogers Core

The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

My dash did a thing

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

Wait for it.

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.

Hell yeah I'm into masochism.

*Picks up another unfinished series*

Wayne: And here’s my award for most rules broken!

Steris: ..That is not an award, that is an angry letter from the constabulary.

Wayne: It has the word most, so it’s an award.

I'd like to thank @hoids-banjo for the post that inspired this and apologize to everyone else

after dying god informs you that hell is a myth, and “everyone sins, its ok”. instead the dead are sorted into six “houses of heaven” based on the sins they chose.

Kelsier: Who hurt you?

Vin: Do you want a list, or what?

Kelsier, pulling out his knives: Actually, yes