Lord Grant Me The Serenity To Do My Laundry, The Courage To Do My Laundry, And The Wisdom To Do My Laundry

Adolin: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Shallan: Why not?

Adolin: Because I don’t know what all of them mean.

my brain is so fucking mean to me man what's up with that. we're on the same team here buddy. fuckin get with it

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up

For reference!

Singers: A species of humanoid on Roshar.

Parshmen: The human name of a "docile servant people" whose true origins were lost to time. In actuality they are singers who were robbed of their sapience and enslaved by ancient humans.

Slaveforms: The Listener term for parshmen.

The Listeners: A nation of singers living in the Unclaimed Hills that escaped being enslaved by the humans.

Parshendi: The Alethi name for the Listeners, meaning "parshmen who can think." It is not what the Listeners call themselves.

My dash did a thing

Dalinar: I am a good judge of character

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🚩 Dalinar’s 🚩

🚩 trusted 🚩

🚩 friend 🚩

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Dalinar: yep, everything is fine here

Alex Mark: Would Steris make a good/great Lightweaver, considering her near superhuman self-awareness?

Brandon Sanderson: Problem is she might be too honest with herself.

Smile, even if it’s fake. Laugh, even if you hurt. Don’t let anyone get to you, you’re beautiful regardless of what anyone says to you.

I'm so normal about stormight archive *proceeds to read the entire coppermind wiki for roshar*