I Can’t Fucking Take It Anymore, Actually

Gonna be singing this (and this) all night.

“Listen Len, it’s for realism. For god’s sake, man! Don’t you care about the show? I need those titties BALD. I need those zoingas smooth and glistening like desert hills on distant planets or I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.”

Leonard Nimoy did not refuse to shave his chest hair in patterns of force just for me to shave my bush in order to please a man

Shedding actual tears over this fucking rat man, so despicable and alone,, I hope he gets a hug soon

utter heartbreak.

Adolin immediately after whitespine uncaged

Abomination

“Every time you think about the fruity vampire, your lifespan decreases 10 seconds.”

-From The Collected Histories of Duncan Idaho by The Princess Irulan

Well, yes

I sent your golden retriever boyfriend to a dog shelter BTW he was really annoying while you were gone.Sorry