“Every Time You Think About The Fruity Vampire, Your Lifespan Decreases 10 Seconds.”

Gonna be singing this (and this) all night.

9/11 is a really difficult day for people my age.

Our main experience of 9/11 has been through jokes/memes.

Like, I know it was used as rhetoric to start the Iraq war, but it was still OBJECTIVELY a HORRIBLE tragedy. And now anytime someone says “9/11” I get all giggly, and I don’t know if people older than me understand.

Girls when their period starts

i think this mp4 has been missing from the sitecosystem too long

more people remember zendaya is meechee than the actual name of the film she was in

Do you guys think that if we put our hearts and minds together and wished really hard mom would let us have a sleepover??

Catholic funeral tonight!! Kendall on his knees!! Kendall doing sign of the cross!!

Guys it’s okay they cut right before this happened

Public libraries should be treated with the same reverence as places of worship.

Going straight for the jugular.