-From The Collected Histories Of Duncan Idaho By The Princess Irulan

Usopp wtf

Conservative WWE fans: WE MUST STOP THE QUEERS FROM TAKING OVER WWE!! THEY’RE GOING TO RUIN WRESTLING!!

Meanwhile, the WWE:

Goncharov (1973) literally predicted Shinzo Abe’s assassination and nobody talks about it enough.

Another version of me

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

Why’s it always gotta be “he’s so pretty when he goes down on me” and never “he eats pussy like part of a complete breakfast”??

i think this mp4 has been missing from the sitecosystem too long