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we are never more united on this website than when Tumblr does something fucking stupid again
extremely specific hcs pt 3: smells
alex: maraschino cherries, the ocean, blood
ren: weed, nail polish, sugar cookies
jonas: cigarettes, axe body spray, misspent youth
nona: really good perfume that you know you've smelled before but you can't put your finger on what it's called
clarissa: mint, downy fabric softener, spite
extremely specific hcs pt 2: shoes
alex: platform doc martens are her go-to, but she also loves any chunky black boots. definitely pulls out the demonias for special occasions. [ren wants to compliment her on them but instead he whines about her being so much taller than him]
ren: off brand sneakers but he takes care of them
jonas: on brand sneakers but he treats them like shit
nona: uggs [i'm sorry about it but it's true]
clarissa: also goes for black boots, but much less showy ones. being the center of attention is her Least Favorite Thing.
extremely specific hcs: packing
alex: folds everything, albeit a bit sloppily
clarissa: everything folded and packed perfectly
nona: same as clarissa, but she doesn't have to try as hard
ren: tries to fold stuff like alex, but gives up halfway through
jonas: just shoves everything in there haphazardly
i think about alex and clarissa SO much all the time. not even in a shippy sense (unless?) their whole history and dynamic just drives me bonkers
SO TRUE!!! i do definitely ship them as well though ajshfjshdj
but yea i literally Gotta write a fic about them theyre so so good. so much potential
music headcanons!
alex: likes a lot of stuff, but typically goes for louder/more aggressive music. punk rock, metal, riotgrrrl, that's her shit. sucker for early paramore.
michael: tended to lean towards lighter stuff than alex, but they did share a few favorites. he'd always go to concerts with her even if it hurt his ears.
ren: shoegaze, obscure indie shit nobody will let him play, hyperpop. also, alex makes him listen to all her faves [he does the same to her, and both of them are starting to like the other's taste but won't admit it yet]
clarissa: doesn't really listen to music [a crime] but alex probably forces her into mitski and sir chloe at some point and she falls in love
nona: bedroom/indie pop, taylor swift
jonas: weezer stan (derogatory)
alex & jonas's sibling relationship is just alex ruthlessly bullying jonas 24/7 and him making bad puns to piss her off every 3-5 business days send tweet
actually all of my contradicting headcanons and ships are real, oxenfree can be whatever i want. you think i have to stick to one idea of a character? get the fuck out of my house
the virgin jonas vs the chad alex
fav part of the game and it also happens to be national hugging day!
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u know how ren is the bassist of some band? alex is lead guitar and vocals of that band. no im not elaborating and no im not changing my mind.
me: maybe i should stop hating on jonas all the time. he really is a great character, and despite getting on my nerves a lot, he's a good brother to alex. my brain: but dude bullying him is so funny
listen, i hate weezer as a band, and i hate their fans, but they got some good ass riffs yo. leave a man be. /hj
so i made a jonas playlist, specifically to make fun of him, mind you, and then promptly realized i actually enjoyed most of the songs on it - but if anyone asks, i loathe them all. [i am ashamed, yes.] anyway, here it is. @galacticterror come get y’all juice https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60aTEtYTnxyKJbAH7bCh8o
so i made a jonas playlist, specifically to make fun of him, mind you, and then promptly realized i actually enjoyed most of the songs on it - but if anyone asks, i loathe them all. [i am ashamed, yes.] anyway, here it is. @galacticterror come get y’all juice https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60aTEtYTnxyKJbAH7bCh8o
babe wake up new roadkillrabiez fic dropped
amab transfem alex vs afab non-binary alex: fight
losing my mind bc i have no idea who sent this.... ppl interact w my blog other than my friends and their mutuals? sounds fake but ok
anyway i personally prefer afab nb alex but that is the projection i think
i would like to propose transfem ren as well? not to fight shes just drinking an arizona iced tea
i am aiming the Transgenderification Ray at alex oxenfree
so u know how jonas/ren is dubbed "weed beanies". i propose "sea salt" as the name for alex/clarissa
this is the most important part of oxenfree actually
i feel like if you asked jonas oxenfree what his favorite band is he would tell you "it's a tie between my chemical romance and abba"
Big "maybe" on this, but I think that Oxenfree II: Lost Signals could possibly include references to the game Oxenfree (or at least be inspired by it). I mean, the title of the game includes the word "oxenfree" which seems awfully similar to "Oxenfree." Though, it feels like that could be quite the stretch for the developers, so it might just be a coincidence. In the trailer for the game, it showcases a character using a radio to tune into different frequencies to open a triangle-shaped gate/portal. I've only played the game 20 times so I'm not entirely sure, but I know the mechanic was used at least once in Oxenfree. However, other games might be better known for it, so it's best to take the connection with a grain of salt. Both the game's description and the trailer use the name "Camena" to refer to the setting of the game. That name might be the same as the name of the hometown of the main characters in Oxenfree, but I'm too lazy to look that up right now. Even if it is the same, it's still a super cool name, so it might just be another coincidence.
i am foaming at the mouth because of how pretty alex oxenfree is