I Think About Alex And Clarissa SO Much All The Time. Not Even In A Shippy Sense (unless?) Their Whole

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Alex and Jonas from Oxenfree are going to super hell for to time fuckery crimes, gay and trans crimes and because their sibling dynamic made Anon cry!!!

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massive brain headcanon: japanese is alexs first language and rens picked up enough from her that they can have casual conversations while speaking it. they constantly exploit this to gossip without anyone knowing what theyre talking about. this drives jonas insane

i havent unfollowed bc i like laughing at how pathetic everything u post is. hope that helps !

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music headcanons!

alex: likes a lot of stuff, but typically goes for louder/more aggressive music. punk rock, metal, riotgrrrl, that's her shit. sucker for early paramore.

michael: tended to lean towards lighter stuff than alex, but they did share a few favorites. he'd always go to concerts with her even if it hurt his ears.

ren: shoegaze, obscure indie shit nobody will let him play, hyperpop. also, alex makes him listen to all her faves [he does the same to her, and both of them are starting to like the other's taste but won't admit it yet]

clarissa: doesn't really listen to music [a crime] but alex probably forces her into mitski and sir chloe at some point and she falls in love

nona: bedroom/indie pop, taylor swift

jonas: weezer stan (derogatory)

Ren: After watching the Shrek movie I politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss. Alex: Liar. Ren: Okay I did the Shrek Walk. You all suck anyway

ren/alex, jonas/ren, and alex/clarissa are the Best oxenfree ships and no i dont take criticism

is this funny? am i funny? will the oxenfree tumblr fandom let me in now?