Actually All Of My Contradicting Headcanons And Ships Are Real, Oxenfree Can Be Whatever I Want. You

it’s very late at night but i decided to go through the transmissions we have now through the new oxenfree update so here’s my notes of highlights and a doc with theories on them ^_^

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Oxenfree theories

Oxenfree 2 Theory My main theory as of right now is that parentage, the group of masked moon lovers, are trying to tap into the source of th

weirdly specific oxenalignments to slap you in the face with

jonas is the greasiest looking mfer ive ever seen in my life i cant believe some of u guys are attracted to him. he looks like he doesnt know what conditioner is

listen, i hate weezer as a band, and i hate their fans, but they got some good ass riffs yo. leave a man be. /hj

so i made a jonas playlist, specifically to make fun of him, mind you, and then promptly realized i actually enjoyed most of the songs on it - but if anyone asks, i loathe them all. [i am ashamed, yes.] anyway, here it is. @galacticterror come get y’all juice https://open.spotify.com/playlist/60aTEtYTnxyKJbAH7bCh8o

massive brain headcanon: japanese is alexs first language and rens picked up enough from her that they can have casual conversations while speaking it. they constantly exploit this to gossip without anyone knowing what theyre talking about. this drives jonas insane

I’ve seen some things for OxenFree about what kind of shirt Alex is wearing under the jacket but look:

In the flashback she’s not wearing her usual shirt but one with stripes. But look at what her brothers wearing

Alex is wearing her brothers shirt. It’s probably what little comfort she has left after what happened and I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s why most of her time shinanigans sent her back to memories with her brother.

Shitty Ren aesthetic: haha yeah man get high while we’re all fighting for our lives that’s really helpful and cool behaviour i’m so glad you’re here with us to help by [checks notes] eating weed

i hear your ftm ren and i raise you this: amab nonbinary ren

how come no one ever talks about how jeremiahs hand should not fit inside his pocket. girl what is this

jonah hand cut off confirmed ?

there is no way in fucking hell that jareds entire god damn hand can fit inside that tiny thing. no way. hes hiding something i can sense it