oh god sorry if i’m disturbing you it’s like 5 am my time but i just found your blog you’re so funny and your headcanons are awesome mine are so similar so i’m like smile happy someone gets it okay have a nice day ^_^
AAA THANK U !! <3 [its 7 am here, ive been up all night. do not follow my example]
OH YEAH I remember being so annoyed that I would have to pick between Ren and Jonas when both were being so unfair and then I saw the dialogue option for Nona and was like YES I don’t think I’ve ever made a game choice so fast in my life
Closing the hole with you stupid *toy* will spare your–your *friends* from our bloom, sure, but it will seal *you* up *here* with *us*.
im thinking about how after all the bonding jonas is alone again while alex is stuck in the loop and im :(
Ren: After watching the Shrek movie I politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss. Alex: Liar. Ren: Okay I did the Shrek Walk. You all suck anyway
bad low effort shitpost i threw together because of a joke @galacticterror made. can you tell i just immediately act on whatever impulse thoughts my brain conjures up? anyway he told me to post it so maybe its moderately funny. here you go.
someone needs to take ibispaint x away from me
Hey guys tonight we’re just thinking about how in the beginning of Oxenfree Alex and Jonas talk by the memorial of the sunken USS Kanaloa. And Alex says it makes her sad because it reminds her of scenes in movies where a character needs to be sealed up to keep the rest of the ship from drowning. And that’s basically what happened to her so she could save all her friends and she’s forever trapped in the time loop :,) restarting over and over :,) and never remembering :’) so she relives all the pain :’)
extremely specific hcs pt 3: smells
alex: maraschino cherries, the ocean, blood
ren: weed, nail polish, sugar cookies
jonas: cigarettes, axe body spray, misspent youth
nona: really good perfume that you know you've smelled before but you can't put your finger on what it's called
clarissa: mint, downy fabric softener, spite