Me: *sees Triangles*

i am aiming the Transgenderification Ray at alex oxenfree

it’s very late at night but i decided to go through the transmissions we have now through the new oxenfree update so here’s my notes of highlights and a doc with theories on them ^_^

Google Docs

Oxenfree theories

Oxenfree 2 Theory My main theory as of right now is that parentage, the group of masked moon lovers, are trying to tap into the source of th

may i add another good boy?

so good why dont u pet him faster :3

haha

wait too fast

TOO FAST

YOURE GOING TO KILL HIM

feeling very

this is the most important part of oxenfree actually

same image

fav part of the game and it also happens to be national hugging day!

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its not gay if it happened in a timeloop

oh god sorry if i’m disturbing you it’s like 5 am my time but i just found your blog you’re so funny and your headcanons are awesome mine are so similar so i’m like smile happy someone gets it okay have a nice day ^_^

AAA THANK U !! <3 [its 7 am here, ive been up all night. do not follow my example]

character headcanons bc why not

alex - they/it/she, bi

jonas - he/him, gay

ren - he/xe, bi

clarissa - she/her, lesbian

nona - she/her, ace lesbian

these are the only correct ones and everyone else is wrong. /j