Maddie: I Have A Plot

Maddie: I have a plot

Chim: an evil one?

Maddie: yes.

Chim: I’m in

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alexblakehusband

1 year ago

Rossi : I have a bad feeling.

Emily : What do you mean ?

Rossi : Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you into trouble and not to do it ?

Reid : ..No ?

Emily : I have a little voice, but she says the contrary.

Rossi : ..That actually explains so much.

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alexblakehusband

5 months ago

its 1 am im graduating tomorrow and im laughing my ass off with this chaubrey fanfic where chloe wants to tell without telling aubrey that shes in love with her and ask BECA for help ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CAAAAAAANT

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beca mitchell chloe beale aubrey posen chaubrey

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alexblakehusband

11 months ago

daisy: quick poll, ps4 or xbox one?

daisy: mack?

mack: xbox one

daisy: may?

may: huh?

daisy: fitz?

fitz: ps4

daisy: yoyo?

yoyo: both are great

daisy: jemma?

jemma: i like the Wii

*awkward silence*

daisy: thanks grandma

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they're so cute incorrect quotes agents of shield leo fitz jemma simmons daisy johnson yoyo rodriguez melinda may alphonso mackenzie agents of shield incorrect aos incorrect quotes source: tbbt

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alexblakehusband

4 months ago

they are fucking in the afterlife

And just like Elphie and Glinda, these two are fucking:

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calderess

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alexblakehusband

1 year ago

theyre flirting ur honor

“Everyone gets attached to something eventually”

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Agent of Shield daisy johnson aos yoyo rodriguez elena rodriguez quakeshot aos s4

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alexblakehusband

1 year ago

i can’t believe i never noticed how kate look at jj she was like “did you just hear what i just heard?”

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alexblakehusband

1 year ago

kate: we should dig a hole in the park and name it “love”

alex: uh, but why?

kate: so we can watch people fall in love!

alex:

derek: I HAVE A SHOVEL–

alex: NO!

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they're so cute incorrect quotes criminal minds derek morgan incorrect criminal minds quotes criminal minds incorrect source: pinterest cm incorrect quotes alex blake kate callahan kalex alex x kate kalex incorrect quotes

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alexblakehusband

5 months ago

how will i ever find a wife if the loml is already married? 😰

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pookie bear Claire Holt love her deeply

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alexblakehusband

4 months ago

prompt: junksen kissing

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pitch perfect LOOK AT THEM bc pitch perfect 3 bechloe pitch perfect 2 emily junk aubrey posen pitch perfect incorrect junksen aubrey x emily emily x aubrey dont judge me ok yes i did use ** to make this but look its innocent i know i shouldn't have done it im not sorry tho

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alexblakehusband

1 year ago

IM SCREAMING THEYRE SO ADORABLE