love my babies
How did you get by in Paris?
listen, listen to me, spencer/jj was cute in the beginning when it could’ve gone somewhere, like when we could’ve done something with it, but they let it die, and now they’re trying to revive a corpse. and i- i need them desperately to stop it. bc jj has will & she loves him & he loves her & they have children, one of whom is spencer’s godson. so i desperately need them to keep jeid dead. do not revive a long dead corpse. just leave them to fanfic pls. & pls just let them continue being best friends.
emily: uh oh
jj: what?
emily: i see an angry husband heading our way
jj: yours or mine?
emily: does it matter?
jj: if it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's yours, we're dead
emily: i don’t have a crush on anyone
penny: [walks into the room]
emily: i have to gay
emily: GO– i have to go
THATS MY EDIT OMG 😳😳😳
She wouldn't even have to ASK!! 😩
chloe: oooh, somebody has a crush on beca!
aubrey: that's funny. i don't tho. it's not like i stay up at night, lying awake thinking about her.
*the next day*
aubrey, with eyebags: this is your fault.
chloe: You're welcome.
Derek: Why am I not a banana?
Reid: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, I think it would be pleasing for you to know that humans share 50-60% of their DNA with bananas.
Derek: Really?
Reid: Yes, really.
Derek: That's cool.
Emily: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than most? Not fair.
silly besties i cannot
Wait until you meet her and you say that, right, because what’s she’s going to do is crush you with just a look.
Criminal Minds | 13.22 | Believer
brother control yourself
Luke *so in love*
JJ and Penelope kissing JJ and Penelope holding hands JJ and Penelope going shopping JJ and Penelope sleeping JJ and Penelope doing each other's make up