Emily: I Don’t Have A Crush On Anyone

kidnapper: i have your child

hotch: which one i have five

kidnapper: the annoying one who won't shut the fuck up

hotch:

hotch: which one i have five

do NOT bring them back to me rn im gonna CRY

“Is this…?”

me with stemily every step of the way

Derek: do they make transparent coffins? 

Emily: 

Derek: i want you to have a clear coffin when you die. 

Emily:

Derek: just for certainty.

Emily: 

Derek: cool. glad we agree. 

Emily:

Emily:

they have chemistry 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️

I’m not going to lie, I ship this.

Please don’t attack me.

chloe: oooh, somebody has a crush on beca!

aubrey: that's funny. i don't tho. it's not like i stay up at night, lying awake thinking about her.

*the next day*

aubrey, with eyebags: this is your fault.

chloe: You're welcome.

coulson: so explain to me how you two got into a car accident

yoyo: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and daisy didn’t notice it, so i said “margarida, deer!”

may: and???

yoyo: tell them what you said daisy

daisy: “yes, dear?”

bobbi with glasses is so adorable

3x01 | 4x07

silly besties i cannot

Wait until you meet her and you say that, right, because what’s she’s going to do is crush you with just a look.

Criminal Minds | 13.22 | Believer

spencer: i have a joke

derek: oh no

jj sighs heavily:

rossi lean back in his chair:

penny takes a deep breath:

hotch raise his tired gaze:

alex: why ar–

spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!

alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–

spencer: i dont know Y!

rossi leaves the room:

jj let out a sad laugh:

derek get up and leave with penny:

hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:

spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?

alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought