Maddie: Oooh, Somebody Has A Crush On Eddie! Buck: That's Funny. I Don't. It's Not Like I Stay Up At

ma'am 🫡

Morcia in 7.03 ‘Dorado Falls’

AUBREY POSEN & CHLOE BEALE

PITCH PERFECT 1 & PITCH PERFECT 3

JJ: Emily how come none of this gets to you?

Emily *what tf does she expect me to say: I don't know what you mean

JJ: You came of of a desk job, now your in the fieild surrounded by mutilated bodies and you don't even flinch

Hotch, Ominously, behind her: She's right you don't even blink

Emily, *I still don't know what to say, ohh yeah I never had a desk job, I worked internationally to hunt terrorists and I have probably save your lives countless times without you guys know, except I can't tell you that cause its classified. : I guess I compartmentalise better than most

Criminal Minds : Relavaltions 2x15

its 1 am im graduating tomorrow and im laughing my ass off with this chaubrey fanfic where chloe wants to tell without telling aubrey that shes in love with her and ask BECA for help ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CAAAAAAANT

bobbi: if you’re going to give grapes to a baby make sure to cut them in half

hunter: [gasps]

bobbi: the grapes, not the baby hunter

bobby: i read on a website that if you're in a room with more than five people there's a good chance the majority of them won't be straight, that's interesting, isn't it?

edmundo “i began to fighting just to feel male bodies against mine because i couldn't talk to my best friend anymore” diaz:

evan “im madly in love with my best friend but i don't have the courage to say anything to him” buckley:

henrietta “im literally a lesbian with a wife and kids” wilson:

karen “im standing side by side with my wife” wilson:

howard “i used to have a crush on bruce willis when i was a child ... but in a bro way” han:

maddie “my type is women who can kill me and kill you and men who are too stupid to do both” buckley:

may “have you ever feel like kissing girls?” grant:

athena: you do notice that the room became strangely silent after you said that, right?

bobby confused: ...yes? what happened?

athena looks at everyone:

athena: nothing 😊

thinking about my gf (shes not my gf yet) thinking about kissing my gf (shes not my officially gf.. YET)

look at my delulu thoughts

my favorite cm opening scene of all time. everything about this is perfect from emily getting hit square in the forehead and then wanting to see it again to "physics...magic" to spencer's adorable grinch face to them implying spencer has done this before and to HOTCH SMILING

hi good morning touch me inappropriately