Thinking About My Gf (shes Not My Gf Yet) Thinking About Kissing My Gf (shes Not My Officially Gf.. YET)

aubrey: chloe and i are dating now

stacie: yeah we've known that for a while now

aubrey: we just started?

beca: then what the fuck were you doing before that?

Tara: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Luke: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Tara: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.

REAL

Blake: You know what I learned from my friendship with Rossi ?

Prentiss: There’s no such thing as too mean?

Hotch: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

JJ: Always hold a grudge?

screaming crying throwing up

reid: perfection doesn't exist, it's a concept created by capitalism to influence people to buy products in an attempt to achieve unattainable beauty standards, causing a series of psychological problems that can affect a person for the rest of their lif–

*alex walks by*

reid:

reid: of course, there are always exceptions–

jj: oh, for the love of gOD

CUTIE POOKIE

So you profiled me? Luke Alvez, behavioral analyst. That’s what I do.

im SCREAMING

emily: uh oh

jj: what?

emily: i see an angry husband heading our way

jj: yours or mine?

emily: does it matter?

jj: if it's mine, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's yours, we're dead

Chimney: Hey, how about we try something new in the bedroom...

Maddie, flustered: Oh... yeah? What you thinking?

Chimney, seductively: You getting a full eight hours sleep.

i love the dynamic between kate and derek sm i wish we had seen more of them together ☹️

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