Coulson: So Explain To Me How You Two Got Into A Car Accident

is it weird that i feel like i now have to come out as straight? i feel that im in that scene from love simon lol

rossi: so i was thinking-

alex: dont.

rossi: okay...

*five minutes later*

reid: so i was thinking-

alex: you were? im so proud of you!! tell me more about it!

rossi: are you kiDDING ME?

CUTIES

Emily Prentiss & Spencer Reid in Season 3

going feral

THE BANGS

do NOT bring them back to me rn im gonna CRY

“Is this…?”

spencer: i have a joke

derek: oh no

jj sighs heavily:

rossi lean back in his chair:

penny takes a deep breath:

hotch raise his tired gaze:

alex: why ar–

spencer: i only know 25 letters of the alphabet!

alex: this doesn't make sense, how do yo–

spencer: i dont know Y!

rossi leaves the room:

jj let out a sad laugh:

derek get up and leave with penny:

hotch gives spencer a slight smile and sighs before leaving:

spencer with a confused look: didn't you understand? it wasn't a good joke?

alex: no! it was.. great, spence, very, very.. well thought

my favorite cm opening scene of all time. everything about this is perfect from emily getting hit square in the forehead and then wanting to see it again to "physics...magic" to spencer's adorable grinch face to them implying spencer has done this before and to HOTCH SMILING

me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment

also me, writing said fic:

listen, listen to me, spencer/jj was cute in the beginning when it could’ve gone somewhere, like when we could’ve done something with it, but they let it die, and now they’re trying to revive a corpse. and i- i need them desperately to stop it. bc jj has will & she loves him & he loves her & they have children, one of whom is spencer’s godson. so i desperately need them to keep jeid dead. do not revive a long dead corpse. just leave them to fanfic pls. & pls just let them continue being best friends.

dear lord emily–

emily prentiss 4x05 catching out {gifs}