The trio that never was:
Elle Greenaway: Fuck men.
Emily Prentiss: Fuck the police.
Alex Blake: Now class as many linguists will tell you words commonly have multiple meanings and these statements can go either way. However, fascinatingly, these two statements are meant to be interpreted literally in both ways based on context we gather from the speaker's perspective.
Alex Blake: Any Questions?
JJ: I volunteer.
theyre so adorable
Criminal Minds | 5.03 | The Reckoner
Kara: Are you a fan of musicals, Barry?
Barry(proudly): Would a fan of musicals have seen "Cats" four times?
Oliver: No.
me: I'm going to write a fic to my own entertainment
also me, writing said fic:
hotch: im recently divorced
emily:
emily: okay, congratulations?
jj: EMILY! he's trying to ask you out
emily: no he is not–
hotch is blushing so hard that his face is a complete red:
emily: OH MY GOD YOU ARE! YES PLEASE I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU–
derek: my god they are a disaster
aubrey: wait, are you flirting with me?
chloe: have been for the past four years, but thanks for noticing.
big bro & lil sis
MARVEL TELEVISION APPRECIATION WEEK Day Three - Favorite Friendship: Daisy Johnson and Alphonso “Mack” Mackenzie
bobby: i read on a website that if you're in a room with more than five people there's a good chance the majority of them won't be straight, that's interesting, isn't it?
edmundo “i began to fighting just to feel male bodies against mine because i couldn't talk to my best friend anymore” diaz:
evan “im madly in love with my best friend but i don't have the courage to say anything to him” buckley:
henrietta “im literally a lesbian with a wife and kids” wilson:
karen “im standing side by side with my wife” wilson:
howard “i used to have a crush on bruce willis when i was a child ... but in a bro way” han:
maddie “my type is women who can kill me and kill you and men who are too stupid to do both” buckley:
may “have you ever feel like kissing girls?” grant:
athena: you do notice that the room became strangely silent after you said that, right?
bobby confused: ...yes? what happened?
athena looks at everyone:
athena: nothing 😊