What I Think An INFJ And INFP Couple Is Like:

bed time ☺

I think the one thing either Tyler or Xavier did right when courting Wednesday, the one moment where one of them actually was like, understanding of her interests and actually trying to make sure she enjoyed herself, was when Tyler planned their date. He got two things very right:

That Wednesday would enjoy a crypt for a setting

That Wednesday would consider Legally Blonde torture, and would therefore enjoy it.

THE THING IS. THE THING IS.

Enid did the crypt thing first. She was the one who planned the birthday party, and realized that was the perfect setting, and Tyler knew this, he stole the idea from her!

All the things that Wednesday would find tortuous from Legally Blonde are the same kind of things that she said would remind her of Enid. When she says rainbows make her nauseous and pop songs make her ears bleed? That's torture. And she likes torture! Boy really modeled his seduction of Wednesday after Enid.

INFP & INFJ dating

INFJ: I think I’m going to die

INFP: I think fucking not, why?

INFJ: life sucks

INFP: I mean…yeah but it’s brighter when I’m with you

INFJ: …omg… *blushes and falls over*

if you're still doing the meme thing, can you do a female Pisces and male Sagittarius ship please? thank you!!!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

Wedding:

Who did the most planning? - Pisces

Who stressed the most? - Pisces

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Sagittarius

Who is the one to instigate things? - Sagittarius

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Pisces

Who is the stricter parent? - Sagittarius

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Pisces

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Pisces

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Pisces

Who cried the most at graduation? - Pisces

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Sagittarius

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Pisces

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Sagittarius

Who does the grocery shopping? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Pisces

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Pisces

Who is really against chores? - Both tbh

Who cleans up after the pets? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sagittarius

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Pisces

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Sagittarius

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Pisces

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Sagittarius

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Pisces

Who plays the most pranks? - Sagittarius

You want to be alone, Wednesday? Be alone.

Bonus:

Enid: *running towards Wednesday with open arms *

Wednesday: * moves out of the way*

Enid: Hey, why’d you move?!

Wednesday: I thought you were going to attack me.

Enid: I was going to hug you!

Wednesday: Why would you hug me?

Enid: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Things to Consider When Creating a Fictional Holiday

Does it occur on a specific day every year or do certain things determine when it is celebrated?

How many days does it last?

How far in advance do people prep for it?

Do kids and adults celebrate it differently?

What symbols represent it? Does it have a mascot?

How family oriented is it?

Why did people start celebrating it?

What traditional foods are eaten on it?

Do celebrations tend to be loud or quiet during it?

How deeply rooted is it in religion?

Do different groups celebrate it differently?

How do people decorate for it?

Do people give gifts on it?

How commercialized is it? How do businesses and/or charities try to take advantage of it?

When and how did it originate? How well do people know its origins?

Do people sing songs or tell stories based on it?

What is often considered the best part of the holiday? The worst?

How has the way it is celebrated changed over time? Is there friction between generations because of this?

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