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Wlw museum date (x)

if you're still doing the meme thing, can you do a female Pisces and male Sagittarius ship please? thank you!!!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

Wedding:

Who did the most planning? - Pisces

Who stressed the most? - Pisces

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Sagittarius

Who is the one to instigate things? - Sagittarius

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Pisces

Who is the stricter parent? - Sagittarius

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Pisces

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Pisces

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Pisces

Who cried the most at graduation? - Pisces

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Sagittarius

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Pisces

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Sagittarius

Who does the grocery shopping? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Pisces

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Pisces

Who is really against chores? - Both tbh

Who cleans up after the pets? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sagittarius

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Pisces

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Sagittarius

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Pisces

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Sagittarius

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Pisces

Who plays the most pranks? - Sagittarius

Sag (F) and Pises (M) please!

who’s the cuddler: Pisces.who makes the bed: anyone lol.who wakes up first: Sag.who has the weird taste in music: Pisces.who is more protective: Both!who sings in the shower: Pisces.who cries during movies: Pisces (Sag cries too but tries to hide it).who spends the most while out shopping: Pisces.who kisses more roughly: Sagittarius.who is more dominate: Sag.my rating of the ship from 1-10: 10!  

Pisces: i sure could use a good laugh

Sagittarius: ha ha.

Pisces: … Thanks.

Jasmine Kaur

when e.e. cummings said “i’ll live my life if it kills me”

INFP: So, what happened?

INFJ: Well, you got drunk, butt dailed me, told me you loved me, and then started screaming Kesha songs at the top of your lungs

INTP: *about INFP* They like mysterious people.

INFJ: Okay.

[Later]

INFP: Where are you going?

INFJ: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS  

INFJ: Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be the one being killed, not the one doing the killing?

INFP: Every day since I met you.

INFP, taking a deep breath: INFJ... I'm in love with you.

INFJ: I know.

INFP: What? How do you know?

INFJ: Because we're dating.

INFP: We are?

INFJ: We're not?

INFJ: *sends picture of a heart-shaped chip to INFP*

INFP: I'm so glad I'm dating you

INFJ: I can be even more quirky and romantic if you like

INFJ: I could say something like, "and just like this chip, you fill my heart...

INFJ: ... only with joy instead of cholesterol"

INFP: Likewise, the mere suggestion of your poetic genius gives me palpitations

INFJ: Indeed.

INFP & INFJ dating

INFJ: I think I’m going to die

INFP: I think fucking not, why?

INFJ: life sucks

INFP: I mean…yeah but it’s brighter when I’m with you

INFJ: …omg… *blushes and falls over*

INFJ: I know I usually keep all my feelings inside, but I really need to talk to someone about everything that’s ripping my heart apart right now

INFP: *dropping everything, grabbing a chair, making snacks, cuddling up in blankets, getting tissues*

INFP: wassup

What I think an INFJ and INFP couple is like:

-Best friends :)

-Both are creative and unique individuals

-“I wrote you a song”

-Dates to museums and art exhibits

-taking a stroll at the beach

-if one of them paints/sketches they’ll definitely do tons of art of their partner

-Listening to music together

-“This reminds me of you”

-Having deep and meaningful conversations, mostly starting with a philosophical question or talking about an experience

-Listening to each other run their mouths

-INFPs love language is words of affirmation

-INFJs live language is quality time

-Both very patient of each other

-“Take your time.”

-Mostly just hanging out at home

-“There’s too many people there/here”

-“That’s okay I also think there’s too many people here/there”

-Both just being huge dorks/nerds in love

-sending photos of baby animals and memes to each other.

-they’re the kind of people who foster animals

-INFJ wanting to spend more time with INFP

-The INFP being a little clingy?

-people watching while sitting on a bench at the park (not in a weird way)

-Camping!

-Watching documentaries together (probably nature)

-“Would you like to read with me?”

-Less traditional?

-Both are very private unless it’s their partner

-some misunderstandings but they sort that out.

-INFJ has a tendency for high expectations and standards for their selves, and also expects the same from INFP

-INFP also doesn’t want to be disappointed by INFJ, they already see their partner as perfection

-They both take their relationship very seriously and want to grow old together

INFP: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.

INFJ: Because you're sweet and funny.

INFP: Well, INTJ said I'm moody and quiet, so one of you is lying.

INFJ, looking at INFP: Wow they’re so beautiful.

INFP: [trips over air]

INFJ, in awe: Gorgeous.

Lesbians

Cazzie + tropes

cazzie though

ok nobody can reasonably convince me that cazzie is a bad ship

bed time ☺

CASEY AND IZZIE

Atypical (2017-2021)

i love unhealthy relationships; not in the abusive toxic kind of way, but in the "obsessed and knows they're bad for each other, thinks love with push them through it except love isn't really enough" kind of way

Atypical (2017–2021)

This might sound lame but you’re like my new favorite person.

twitter user: oh no i ran out of my daily free Twitter Minutes🐦™️ !! guess i have to wait til tomorrow or some gay shit idk

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