if you're still doing the meme thing, can you do a female Pisces and male Sagittarius ship please? thank you!!!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
Wedding:
Who did the most planning? - Pisces
Who stressed the most? - Pisces
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Sagittarius
Who is the one to instigate things? - Sagittarius
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Pisces
Who is the stricter parent? - Sagittarius
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Pisces
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Pisces
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Pisces
Who cried the most at graduation? - Pisces
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Sagittarius
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Pisces
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Sagittarius
Who does the grocery shopping? - Sagittarius
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Sagittarius
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Sagittarius
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Pisces
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Pisces
Who is really against chores? - Both tbh
Who cleans up after the pets? - Sagittarius
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sagittarius
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Pisces
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Sagittarius
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Pisces
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Sagittarius
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Pisces
Who plays the most pranks? - Sagittarius
Everyone else: Wednesday no!
Wednesday: Wednesday yes.
Enid: Wednesday no!
Wednesday: Wednesday no… :I
victims of abuse be like, this person has now made me cry myself to sleep about 30 times, i have flashbacks of things they’ve done and said to me, they know how to hit me right in my worst insecurity and guilt so i feel horrible for days and months, their comments make me feel worthless and like i shouldn’t even be alive, and being around them makes me feel small and meaningless and sometimes suicidal but maybe that’s just me, maybe they’re not abusive? i have to give them benefit of the doubt, what if i’m not justified to kick them out of my life?
Single gays listening to Somebody To Love
Atypical - 3x07 - “It sucks you’re avoiding me. I put myself out there, and I was honest with you, and for that I get the silent treatment? Even if you don’t feel the same you could at least be there for me as a friend.”
People keep searching for ways to argue that JK Rowling has always been a horrible person deep down as a way of explaining her recent behaviour.
But here’s the thing: that’s probably not true at all.
Pretending it is discounts the harsher, scarier truth: that even decent, well-meaning people can be radicalised by dangerous, hateful, predatory groups, and given enough time they can become truly hideous versions of their former selves.
It can happen to me. It can happen to you. It can happen to any of us, given the right mix of circumstances. And over the past few years, we’ve seen it happen to one of the most famous children’s authors of our age.
Nobody is immune.
Okay, stop. I can’t do it. No, keep reading. No, I’m stopping. It’s too scary.
Wlw museum date (x)
I’ve def seen a lot of posts like this going around already which warms my heart, so I figured I’d hop in with my own recommendation for Yungblud, AKA Dominic Harrison, AKA The LOML
It’s music with a message. I know that has been getting more popular these days- which is fantastic- but Dominic has such a uniquely blunt, bold way of stating what he thinks in his songs, reminiscent of the spirit of older punk acts. It’s something that’s really hard to find and really inspiring.
If you want really good examples of that, check out his songs Tin Pan Boy (Calling out gentrification), King Charles (A criticism of capitalist culture), Polygraph Eyes (About r*pe culture), and Machine Gun (F*ck The NRA) (self-explanatory)
“…And for me, to not represent anything, you’re not an artist. To not represent something, or talk about something in your music… You’re not an artist, you’re a singer. And I don’t wanna be a fucking singer, I wanna be an artist.”
He’s only 20, and already has such a clear image of his goals and messages and is making such a big impact like!!! Fuck!!
His style is so unique? Dominic has stated before that he’s inspired heavily by both rock music and rap, and that really shows in his style. If you haven’t heard him before, it’s a sort of mix between hip-hop and punk rock, which sounds weird as fuck but works so well, trust me
“I fell in love simultaneously with hip-hop and rock and roll music because I believe they come from the same soul.They represent something that’s more than the music, there’s an attitude, and they say things.”
He’s just,,, such a genuinely nice and open guy. He’s always so genuine and kind with his fans, in a way that goes above and beyond a lot of artists today.
For example, he refuses to do meet and greets, because, quote, “I will never make someone pay to meet me”. Instead, he makes a point of going out before every show and meeting everyone in line.
“I don’t want to tell anybody what to think, because who the fuck am I to tell people what to think? But I just want to encourage people, tell them they’re empowered and they can think and express themselves in a way they think it’s right. All you can ever be is yourself.”
He is completely open about his own mental health- he mentions his severe ADHD often, and his song Kill Somebody is an extremely intimate self-referential piece exploring his self-loathing and anxiety.
He has so much fucking stage energy. It’s insane.
This includes, but is not limited to:
Jumping around like a maniac for like an hour and a half straight
That one time he completely snapped his ankle in the middle of a show, and then proceeded to finish the show with the broken ankle, and continue with the rest of his tour, half in a wheelchair and half on crutches
Regularly making out with his guitarist (Adam Warrington) in the middle of songs?
He’s just, so unafraid to be himself and say what he thinks, and it’s really such an infectiously positive and great energy
The Sweetest Boy
He has such cool/fun/interesting music videos???
LOVES hugs, so much,
Bright pink socks are a part of his brand
He has the thickest northern accent ever and it’s so great
CONSTANTLY smashing gender norms in the most fun ways possible
Just,,,, Please Listen To Yungblud
He’s doing his best to spread a positive message and do good in the world and deserves so much more attention than he gets
captain on a sinking ship: women and children only
other girls: aw no! i will have to leave my husband behind :,(
me, a lesbian: *grabs wife* YEET
INFJ: I know I usually keep all my feelings inside, but I really need to talk to someone about everything that’s ripping my heart apart right now
INFP: *dropping everything, grabbing a chair, making snacks, cuddling up in blankets, getting tissues*
INFP: wassup