Wednesday And Enid Trying To Be Low-key About Missing Each Other And Absolutely Failing.

Early 1900s anti-suffragette poster

At times, nothing works and the only way to exist is simply fall asleep.

will someone just listen to music with me goddammit

it’s always “i love you” and never “the mark you have left on me is indelible. anytime i feel nauseous at the sight of a rainbow or hear a pop song that makes my ears bleed, i’ll think of you” 😢

「 ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ʷᵉ ʷᵒʳᵏ. ʷᵉ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ 」

Gay goth FTM 80s by Miles

if you're still doing the meme thing, can you do a female Pisces and male Sagittarius ship please? thank you!!!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

Wedding:

Who did the most planning? - Pisces

Who stressed the most? - Pisces

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Sagittarius

Who is the one to instigate things? - Sagittarius

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Pisces

Who is the stricter parent? - Sagittarius

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Pisces

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Pisces

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Pisces

Who cried the most at graduation? - Pisces

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Sagittarius

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Pisces

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Sagittarius

Who does the grocery shopping? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Pisces

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Pisces

Who is really against chores? - Both tbh

Who cleans up after the pets? - Sagittarius

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Sagittarius

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Pisces

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Sagittarius

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Pisces

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Sagittarius

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Pisces

Who plays the most pranks? - Sagittarius

when i'm not writing, i'm number 7

This might sound lame but you’re like my new favorite person.

INFJ: *sends picture of a heart-shaped chip to INFP*

INFP: I'm so glad I'm dating you

INFJ: I can be even more quirky and romantic if you like

INFJ: I could say something like, "and just like this chip, you fill my heart...

INFJ: ... only with joy instead of cholesterol"

INFP: Likewise, the mere suggestion of your poetic genius gives me palpitations

INFJ: Indeed.