You Have Now Been Cursed.

-taps mic- Is this thing on?

Kojiro is the KING of older brothers he has two younger siblings named Sadao and Midori they give him hell but he's loved them since they were born and will love them until he dies in this essay I will-

Real

Indeed. And such blasphemy shall not stand. We shall be judged for this, I can feel it.

OKAY STORY TIME

When I first heard of Tsuun, I was reading one of their fics on What a Life. I loved it so much. And I honestly was like "this person can't find out I exist they will cringe into their intestines".

And then this post happened

And I was like "HOO BOY LOOK AT THIS A CHANCE TO GET DISCOVERED"

So I wrote "A Job for Momma" (it's on AO3 if you wanna check it out for yourself) and they loved it. We became friends and we chat on Discord every chance we get.

A few months ago, I didn't think Tsuun would ever acknowledge my existence.

Now I'm proud to say that I have a friend in them.

Thank you @tsuunytsuun for being the dumb to my ass

Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...

AUTISM TIME

Okay I've been doing some math (shocking I know)

In this scenario, let's assume that Scylla is about the size of a giant squid

They can swim up to 25 mph

The Straits of Messina (Scylla's dwelling) and modern-day Ithaca (Homer's doesn't actually exist) are 7,409 km (or 4,064 miles) apart

If, for whatever reason, Scylla were to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca...

it would take her 184.16 hours, which is 7.66667 days

So the bottom line:

If Scylla were the size of a giant squid, it would take her a week to swim from the Straits of Messina to Ithaca without stopping.

I am... not well.

If Aizetsu's dub voice doesn't sound like he's on the verge of tears at all times, I'm gonna sue Ufotable.

@tsuunytsuun We must protect this bean with our lives

sorry not sorry

I did what no one else ever thought to do when writing SK8 fanfiction.

I killed off ADAM's aunts.

Go ahead and thank me.

@tsuunytsuun 👀

get you a man who despite his literal decades of practice repressing and hiding his emotions to survive physically cannot hide how smitten he is with you

Navier Trovi is a strong independent girlboss who loves and appreciates her man

Thank you and goodnight