Indeed. And Such Blasphemy Shall Not Stand. We Shall Be Judged For This, I Can Feel It.

Sparky

It was no secret that Miya loved cats. Probably even more than humans. But the real shocker was that he didn’t have one of his own. Is there anything in this world half as ridiculous?

Or

Miya finds a sick kitten while going out to eat with his friends and takes responsibility.

Also, I mention a character named Yuhiko in that story. I feel like people are gonna say she's my OC. For clarificaiton:

That's Yuhiko. She's the girl talking to Takashi in Episode 3. She's not my character. All I did was give her a name and background.

Zohakuten: I wanna go home

Hantengu clones incorrect quotes

Sekido: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Urogi: You left me, Aizetsu, and Karaku in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Sekido: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Urogi: What is it called when you kill a friend? Aizetsu: Homicide. Sekido: Murder. Karaku: Homiecide.

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Urogi: Hah! 69! you know what that means? Sekido: What? Aizetsu: That you're a child. Karaku: HOW YOU GUESS MY IQ?!?

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Karaku: *Gasp* Urogi: wHAT?? Karaku: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Urogi: *inhales* Aizetsu, in another room with Sekido: Why can I hear screeching?

MAKE THAT SEVENTEEN YET ANOTHER ONE HAS CREEPED UP ON ME AFTER I ASKED TUMBLR TO STOP

SIXTEEN GIRLBOTS

SIXTEEN TUMBLR PORN GIRLBOTS HAVE FOLLOWED ME WITHIN THE LAST MONTH

TUMBLR I AM A MINOR AND I AM NOT INTO THIS SHIT PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

Kisses everyone whos dash this appears on directly centre of their forehead

HOW DARE YOU

me and the mutuals discussing themes and motifs

He's just... he's friend shaped

Tulin doodles ☁️

Every time I've caught Matchablossom in 4K

Bonus: I also found Miya >:3

Pugsley: Why does Enid call you babygirl?

Wednesday: How about we stop talking for a while?

Enmu and Rui

Enmu and Rui are sitting in a tree on Mt. Natagumo

Enmu, swooning: Ohhhh, Rui~! You won't believe what happened to me today~!!

Rui, playing with a spiderweb in his fingers: That's nice, Enmu

Enmu: Lord Muzan complimented me~! He said I was the most competent of the Lower Moons~! No offense to you, though, dear friend~!

Rui: That's nice, Enmu

Enmu: I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't caught in one of my own dreams~!!!

Rui: That's nice, Enmu

Bruh they will not shut up on Discord I swear to the lord-

Went to see Across The Spiderverse today, 12/10 movie UvU