Real

*i put silver the hedgehog in a bucket of water and he immediately dissolves like a bath bomb*

-Kaoru coming downstairs-

Kaoru: Koji? What are you doing?

Kojiro: Making chocolate pudding.

Kaoru: It's four o'clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding???

Kojiro: Because I've lost control of my life.

GET BOOBA'D AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHEHAHAHA

how does it feel

It feels good

It feels very good -3-

I'm either 9, 3, or 8. There is no in between.

I'm feeling kinda like a 1.

Real talk, how did he get up there? Y'know what stupid question. Man can dislocate and relocate all the joints in his body

He forgot he's not supposed to do that in front of her.

Read more of the AU HERE

It fucken WIMDY

Windy

PAYBACK

Kisses everyone whos dash this appears on directly centre of their forehead

Gurl I'm boutta take your Sobble privileges

pov: you have too much free time

this is probably very inaccurate but I had a brain fart and just did it

Dump that sauce bruh I am NOT taking a shower

mutuals do this

take care of yourself