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*fingerguns*

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So I don’t know if this is on here because I haven’t seen it but...

THE JOSH FIGHT MADE THE NEWS!

My class at school watches CNN10 which is basically the news in ten minutes and yesterday the josh fight was on and I was really surprised. I’m also kinda sad that I haven’t seen it on here yet but ah, what the fuck people have lives and shit to do. I don’t. Anyway.

Do with that what you will.

So…

I don’t know if anyone’s done this before but like

Am I the only person who wants a fic where the gods, Zeus, decide to kill all of the Demi-gods. Am I the only one.

Like there is so much potential there. And the amount of crossovers is incredible cuz like often you have to take entire sections of whatever it is that your reading or watching to get a good crossover but with that you could just say they were Demi-gods that hid themselves after camp.

And like it works for everything.

Idk. This thought just came to me and now I want this.

Blame TikTok and dark Percy Jackson

Welcome back, listeners! Update on the bodies found out back by the Ralph's: they're fiancées now! Awwww. Though, let me tell you, if I had a nickel for every time a consensual stabbing ended in marriage, I'd have, oh, at least four nickels. And they say romance is dead.

Democrats👏are👏not👏your👏friends👏

So, I’ve just realised something. WTNV has turned all of its listeners against Desert Bluffs. A FUCKING PODCAST THAT IS FICTION TURNED EVERYONE AGAINST ANOTHER FICTIONAL TOWN. DON’T DENY THIS I’M FUCKING RIGHT

So, I have a question

Am I the only one who wants to see a Tony Stark with like a Gen Z mentality? I feel like that would just be so funny because like, can you imagine Tony just going to the kitchen and not realize that the others are in it and have a mini breakdown because he burned his toast on accident and then just look at the ceiling and say

“Why have you forsaken me this way?”

Am I the only one?

platonic marriage is cool as hell actually. i'd happily live and share marriage benefits with a best friend who i can hug and go out to places to have a good time with and sleep in the same bed with and say "i love you" to every day and do nice things for because they're my best friend and we're married. platonic love man. i want that.

Good question

I think it’s about high schoolers discovering their just over glorified furries and trauma

Good show tho

Bruce already has 6-23ish kids (depending on who you count/which run you're reading) in DC canon. He really doesn't need anymore-

AO3 Fic Authors: *eyes Peter Parker* *eyes Billy Batson* *eyes Conner Kent* *eyes Roy Harper* *eyes Wally West* *eyes Danny Fenton* *eyes-*

AO3 Fic Authors: Eh, he can afford the child support.