Welcome Back, Listeners! Update On The Bodies Found Out Back By The Ralph's: They're Fiancées Now! Awwww.

reblog if bird

*picture of bird*

Alfred appreciation

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

I’m listening to my liked songs on shuffle and I just listed to dttm tales to be told and I’ve just realised that absolutely any song could come after in and it would still sound like it was supposed to come after

Like it was Tales To Be Told and then Gohsting by Mother Mother and if I hadn’t listed to both songs on repeat I would have thought that was the son that comes after in the album

Prompt #996

Tony Stark doesn’t die after the snap. Instead the stones send him through a miraculous journey through all the alternate futures Doctor Strange saw, and their chilling aftermaths. Now Tony must travel through each reality facing the man he hates and the repercussions of his actions, and hopefully find a way back to his own universe. There’s only one problem, he can only move forward if he helps the Stephen Strange of that reality find peace within the fallout. To bad Tony has no sympathy for the devil. But he soon finds out that Stephen Strange is more than meets the eye, and becomes aware of every thing he was willing to do to save the universe. Slowly Tony’s hate gives away to unwavering respect and adoration as he realizes Stephen was right, there was no other way. Through versions of Stephen who have fallen to dark magic, to ones who must endure hatred from everyone around him to ones who’ve quite literally achieved the loneliness of Godhood, and Stephen’s who have been broken beyond any recognition one thing becomes clear, there’s no one else Tony Stark would rather have at his side. All the has to do now, is find his way back home to his own Stephen Strange. If that’s actually possible.

Suggested by @sjjdkdkwo​

Someone please tell my brain to stop

I really was just like ok so Shane Madej is actually just Lyfrassira Edda pretending to be normal because having weird ass eldritch powers isn’t normal .

My brain really went uh huh and Lyf/Shane now has the ability to see ghost and demons and shit as well as rainbow powers

Uh huh checks out

Please help

I see you I hear you

May I add

Stiles Stilinski

Bruce already has 6-23ish kids (depending on who you count/which run you're reading) in DC canon. He really doesn't need anymore-

AO3 Fic Authors: *eyes Peter Parker* *eyes Billy Batson* *eyes Conner Kent* *eyes Roy Harper* *eyes Wally West* *eyes Danny Fenton* *eyes-*

AO3 Fic Authors: Eh, he can afford the child support.

whoa guys slow down

enough with all the valetines day confessions of love my inbox cant take it

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

*fingerguns*

Yaknow, a part of me almost wishes the mag fandom hadn’t all latched on to Brown Jon bc some of you white mag fans do NOT know how to behave. white fans have gotten way too comfortable with doing whatever the fuck you want with him and y’all… really need to stop

white people you have no business constantly dehumanizing Jon & removing his agency in contrast with the always human and always white soft caretaking Martin. white ppl you have absolutely no business romantically shipping a man you’ve decided is Brown with his white boss who is actively using his privilege as a wealthy white man to get away with abusing him and actively removing his agency for years, or with a white police officer who literally committed police brutality on him. that shit is just Racist and more importantly, not yours to write. None of your fucking business.

the amount of times I’ve seen absolutely insensitive, blatantly racist, and frankly triggering bs from white ppl in this fandom is . too fucking many.