*fingerguns*

Welcome back, listeners! Update on the bodies found out back by the Ralph's: they're fiancées now! Awwww. Though, let me tell you, if I had a nickel for every time a consensual stabbing ended in marriage, I'd have, oh, at least four nickels. And they say romance is dead.

Someone please tell my brain to stop

I really was just like ok so Shane Madej is actually just Lyfrassira Edda pretending to be normal because having weird ass eldritch powers isn’t normal .

My brain really went uh huh and Lyf/Shane now has the ability to see ghost and demons and shit as well as rainbow powers

Uh huh checks out

Please help

Prompt #996

Tony Stark doesn’t die after the snap. Instead the stones send him through a miraculous journey through all the alternate futures Doctor Strange saw, and their chilling aftermaths. Now Tony must travel through each reality facing the man he hates and the repercussions of his actions, and hopefully find a way back to his own universe. There’s only one problem, he can only move forward if he helps the Stephen Strange of that reality find peace within the fallout. To bad Tony has no sympathy for the devil. But he soon finds out that Stephen Strange is more than meets the eye, and becomes aware of every thing he was willing to do to save the universe. Slowly Tony’s hate gives away to unwavering respect and adoration as he realizes Stephen was right, there was no other way. Through versions of Stephen who have fallen to dark magic, to ones who must endure hatred from everyone around him to ones who’ve quite literally achieved the loneliness of Godhood, and Stephen’s who have been broken beyond any recognition one thing becomes clear, there’s no one else Tony Stark would rather have at his side. All the has to do now, is find his way back home to his own Stephen Strange. If that’s actually possible.

Suggested by @sjjdkdkwo​

Democrats👏are👏not👏your👏friends👏

I was listening to Welcome to Night Vale and I was on ep 5 and I came to the realisation that it was an entire episode of Cecil having an existential crisis about a folding and crumbling reality.

Like holy shit you good Ceec

I see you I hear you

May I add

Stiles Stilinski

Bruce already has 6-23ish kids (depending on who you count/which run you're reading) in DC canon. He really doesn't need anymore-

AO3 Fic Authors: *eyes Peter Parker* *eyes Billy Batson* *eyes Conner Kent* *eyes Roy Harper* *eyes Wally West* *eyes Danny Fenton* *eyes-*

AO3 Fic Authors: Eh, he can afford the child support.

So, I have a question

Am I the only one who wants to see a Tony Stark with like a Gen Z mentality? I feel like that would just be so funny because like, can you imagine Tony just going to the kitchen and not realize that the others are in it and have a mini breakdown because he burned his toast on accident and then just look at the ceiling and say

“Why have you forsaken me this way?”

Am I the only one?

*cough gay cough*

I saw someone do this already but now I want to.

I think I’m gonna make a Twitter and have that be me as a worker in the research department of The Magnus Institute or something. I’ll work it out and like I know it was already done but like.

Now I want to.

I’m doing it.