Alfred Appreciation

So I just had an idea.

Probably in no way a good one.

But what if

Sherlock Holmes

Adopted

From Night Vale?

Yes. Could someone who knows how to write or draw do something with this please. Thank you

I saw someone do this already but now I want to.

I think I’m gonna make a Twitter and have that be me as a worker in the research department of The Magnus Institute or something. I’ll work it out and like I know it was already done but like.

Now I want to.

I’m doing it.

being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

So…

I don’t know if anyone’s done this before but like

Am I the only person who wants a fic where the gods, Zeus, decide to kill all of the Demi-gods. Am I the only one.

Like there is so much potential there. And the amount of crossovers is incredible cuz like often you have to take entire sections of whatever it is that your reading or watching to get a good crossover but with that you could just say they were Demi-gods that hid themselves after camp.

And like it works for everything.

Idk. This thought just came to me and now I want this.

Blame TikTok and dark Percy Jackson

*fingerguns*

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

So I’ve just had the really random thought

What if the Winchester mystery house, and Sarah along with it, we’re touched by The Spiral.

It would make a bit of sense, what with all the twisting corridors and doors to no-where.

And she had arthritis so it really wouldn’t make sense for there to as many stairs as there were at some points during her stay and construction of the house.

She was said to be a recluse widow under the control of her grief.

Her response to the tragedy the came to her was to build a bigass house with a buch of fucking stairs regardless of the fact that she eventually got arthritis she didn’t stop building.

It’s a weird theory but maybe the reason she didn’t stop building wasn’t because she had to to stop the ghost of the people killed with her rifles, but because the sheer insanity of it was oddly calming to her.

Just a theory that comes from me watching the Winchester movie on Netflix while still having tma brain rot.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Prompt #996

Tony Stark doesn’t die after the snap. Instead the stones send him through a miraculous journey through all the alternate futures Doctor Strange saw, and their chilling aftermaths. Now Tony must travel through each reality facing the man he hates and the repercussions of his actions, and hopefully find a way back to his own universe. There’s only one problem, he can only move forward if he helps the Stephen Strange of that reality find peace within the fallout. To bad Tony has no sympathy for the devil. But he soon finds out that Stephen Strange is more than meets the eye, and becomes aware of every thing he was willing to do to save the universe. Slowly Tony’s hate gives away to unwavering respect and adoration as he realizes Stephen was right, there was no other way. Through versions of Stephen who have fallen to dark magic, to ones who must endure hatred from everyone around him to ones who’ve quite literally achieved the loneliness of Godhood, and Stephen’s who have been broken beyond any recognition one thing becomes clear, there’s no one else Tony Stark would rather have at his side. All the has to do now, is find his way back home to his own Stephen Strange. If that’s actually possible.

Suggested by @sjjdkdkwo​

So, India is dying.

Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.

If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.

A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.

There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.

There is no plan.

Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.

Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.

We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.

This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.

We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.

People are dying.

People are dying.

People are dying and there is no plan.

More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.

My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.

Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.

But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.

She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.

So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.

If you can, donate.

Or spread the word.

Help. Please.

So, I’ve just realised something. WTNV has turned all of its listeners against Desert Bluffs. A FUCKING PODCAST THAT IS FICTION TURNED EVERYONE AGAINST ANOTHER FICTIONAL TOWN. DON’T DENY THIS I’M FUCKING RIGHT