Let Me Eat Gilbert Pls

went to bed at two something and woke up at five and absolutely ready for the day :D

how does one make an ask blog thingy

.....youre kidding me

why did they wait EIGHT YEARS after signing an alliance to go into battle i aint writing eight whole fucking years between them signing an alliance and then them going against plc like no fuck that

how to write characters that feel like real people and not NPCs in your brain

You ever read a book and think “this character would survive maybe five minutes in a real conversation”? Yeah. Let’s avoid that. Here’s how to make your fictional friends feel real:

everyone wants something

Even if it’s small. Even if it’s stupid. Every character—from your MC to the one-line barista—should want something. A promotion. Revenge. A nap. World domination. That want shapes how they act.

give them contradictions

Humans are messy. Let your characters be brave and terrified, kind but petty, loyal but deeply in denial. That tension? That’s where the magic lives.

let them make bad choices

If your character is right all the time, they’re either boring or a liar. People mess up. Let your character mess up in ways that feel true to them, not just to move the plot.

interior life > cool dialogue

Quippy one-liners are fun, but what’s going on underneath? What are they afraid to say out loud? What thoughts would they take to the grave? That’s what makes a character feel alive.

how do they show emotion?

Not everyone cries when sad. Some get mean. Some go quiet. Some rearrange their bookshelves obsessively. Find their emotional language.

backstory = spice, not soup

You don’t need a 12-page trauma dump to make a character real. Drip in bits of their past when it matters. Let it shape them quietly.

voice matters

Everyone shouldn’t sound like you. Think about how your character talks. What words do they overuse? Do they ramble? Are they blunt? What don’t they say?

tl;dr: believable characters aren’t perfect—they’re specific. They’ve got fears, flaws, favorite snacks, weird opinions, and conflicting goals. Make them messy. Make them human.

A FOLLOWER HI FOLLOWER :>

help how does tumblr work on a phone

ive accidentally presed so many buttons

um anyway

im fucking stupid i wanted to wear a soft shirt but also not show the fact that i was wearing said shirt cause it has an embarrassing design and im not fucking five and i dont want to get made fun of so i put a hoodie over it but i live in fucking texas so this hot ass bitch of a state and the fact that my school doesnt believe in air conditioning unless youre wearing a tank top and freezing to death its so fucking hot agghhh

america should know hes been in there for months

hahahaha austria is so silly im gonna put him in a blender <3

its out of love :3

HI ASPEN

heeyyyy

making historically accurate fics with a bias on your favorite one is exhausting cause wdym prussia cant threaten war on russian empire if he were to betray him </3 prussia would get his ass KICKED russian empire was 25-30 times larger than prussia tiny ass bird boy </3

sigh

i guess there goes that part of the fic

no war threats

IM ON ZE ROOAAADDDDDDD RRAAAAAAAAAAA

ON ZE ROAD AGAIN JUST CANT WAIT TO GET ON ZE ROAD AGAINNNN

IM GOING FROM TEXAS TO TEXAS!!!!!!

el paso

to dallas

lmao

WOOOOOOO ON ZE ROOOAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD