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Demon Slayer incorrect quotes: part 4

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Gyokko: How do I deal with my enemies? Akaza: Kill them Gyokko: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution... Akaza: Kill them only a little?

Akaza: God, give me patience! Douma: I think you mean 'give me strength'?

Akaza: If God gave me strength, you'd be so dead 🙄

Douma: Am I in trouble?

Akaza: Take a guess.

Douma: No?

Akaza: Take another guess, you moron 🙄

Akaza: I know you snuck out last night, Douma

Kokushibo: Play dumb or he'll let Muzan-sama know

Douma: Who's Douma?

Kokushibo: Not that dumb 🤦

Kokushibo: You have to apologize to Douma, Akaza

Akaza: Fine

Akaza: Unfuck you or whatever 🙄🙄

Akaza: You're pathetic!

Douma: You're pathetic-er!

Muzan, rolling his eyes: You're both losers

Muzan, answering the phone: Hello?

Douma: It’s Douma

Muzan: What did they do this time?

Douma: No, it’s me, Douma. It’s actually me, Muzan-sama!

Muzan: What did you do this time?

divider: @saradika

Stop being so pretty, dammit.

What is the status of the Ancient? We still have eyes on her...

yeah we gay keep scrollin

@ladykaley oh god. It's me. I'm that person!!!

Being on this website is fun because you can absolutely tell when a blorbo clicks in someone's brain. You're scrolling, and suddenly out of nowhere there's like 12 posts about the same character back to back reposted by the same person, and you just know "oh. They're a permanent part of their psyche now." and honestly it's a vibe go off king

Ghost in the Shell: S.A.C. 1st Gig - 02

Bro, I'm so sad the anime never got to include the gags of Kurama about to FIGHT people on a dime if they said he looked like/was a girl lmao

(Images from chapters 170 and 171)

they are definitely not getting bubblegum this time

The original idea belongs to this artist on twitter: