Stop Being So Pretty, Dammit.

You are a loner. You keep your distance.

You travel freely through foreign lands. You are rootless.

You’re very comfortable here with your glass of scotch…

…but you’re just as comfortable sleeping in a cave with rebels

or sharing dinner in some hole-in-the-wall noodle shop.

Your closest friends are strangers.

You understand that tight bonds can make you vulnerable,

So you’re careful not to have any.

Monologue from The Blacklist (2013-2023). The lines reminded me so strongly of Shinya, that I made this. 🙂‍↔️

Sometimes princess is a grown man who committed multiple crimes

they are definitely not getting bubblegum this time

The original idea belongs to this artist on twitter:

Zack Fair is one of the video game guys ever made. He's a sweetheart. He believes government propaganda. He commits multiple war crimes and says "Oh yeah!" afterwards. He joins newsletter fanclubs for people he knows in real life. His coworkers call him puppy dog to his face. He's the beating heart trapped under the floorboards of the narrative. One time he pretended to let a nine year old beat him up. He's a country hick and proud of it. He loved one unimportant loner man so hard that the entire story of final fantasy vii exists. He's a government experiment. He's in a book club.

heartbreakingly tiny spherically skrinkly babiest rat of the baby !!!!!!!!!!!

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

it's been a while since i've drawn my idiot son

This weeks adorable rat paw paintings by my sweet ratty girls - they all did such a great job!

If you would like to commission your own rat paw painting, you can do so by going to our Etsy "RatPaintings" here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RatPaintings

A SIGN TO INVEST IN NERDY EMO MEN CS LOOK AT THIS ONE 😈🫵