Kinda insane that Toji would be called Daddy by everyone BUT his own fucking son
a Very Important Purchase
MASTERLIST
Gyokko: How do I deal with my enemies? Akaza: Kill them Gyokko: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution... Akaza: Kill them only a little?
Akaza: God, give me patience! Douma: I think you mean 'give me strength'?
Akaza: If God gave me strength, you'd be so dead π
Douma: Am I in trouble?
Akaza: Take a guess.
Douma: No?
Akaza: Take another guess, you moron π
Akaza: I know you snuck out last night, Douma
Kokushibo: Play dumb or he'll let Muzan-sama know
Douma: Who's Douma?
Kokushibo: Not that dumb π€¦
Kokushibo: You have to apologize to Douma, Akaza
Akaza: Fine
Akaza: Unfuck you or whatever ππ
Akaza: You're pathetic!
Douma: You're pathetic-er!
Muzan, rolling his eyes: You're both losers
Muzan, answering the phone: Hello?
Douma: Itβs Douma
Muzan: What did they do this time?
Douma: No, itβs me, Douma. Itβs actually me, Muzan-sama!
Muzan: What did you do this time?
divider: @saradika
heβs so stupid ππ₯²
little Puu, big Puu, Hiei gets kidnapped
this is the true essence of parallelism
incorrect jjk quotes [23/?]
Have a bite-sized Gojo on your dash
Saw this Pinterest
Idk the original artist