Anyways, Mrs. Goblin Is Aphrodite

Valentine is a morning person and he loves watching the sunrise and making breakfast for Spelldon and being productive

Spelldon sleeps like the dead and would never wake up if he didn’t have an alarm (ie valentine) to wake him up

If valentine is not in MH3 and I can't edit him to "can't fight the moonlight" by leann rimes i will be very sad :( so mr. holland you should add him

Seeing people call Lady Lesso “mommy” or “mother” is my favorite thing having read the book

A quick little reminder that Spelldon and Valentine gossip with each other

do you think, the first time he turned into a woman, He Xuan saw a little bit of his sister in his reflection?

Life action Valentine with hair like

Fun fact: Draculaura never lived in Romania

Question, is it ever addressed why no one ever refered to Kieran Valentine by his first name?

Spelltine marriage proposal but it's Spelldon tossing Valentine an apple bc he asked for one and all the rly old greek gods who (totally weren't spying cuz they're bored) saw went 'HOLY SHIT SPELLDON PROPOSED AND HE SAID YESSSSSS WOOHOOOOO HERMES WHERE'S HERMES SPREAD THE NEWS OUR BOY SPELLDON IS GETTING MARRIED TO VALENTINEEEE'

And when the news gets to Circe, she was just told 'your son proposed to Valentine!' without the 'he tossed an apple and Valentine caught it' part so she rolls up to Casta + Spelldon's apartment like 'YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE PROPOSING??'

Cue hours of confusion before they remember that giving an apple is basically proposing and they (casta, circe, spelldon) all sigh in unison bc the older gods apparently didn't know that people propose with rings nowadays instead of apples.

Spelldon quickly texted Valentine asking to go on a date tmr (yes all that happened over the course of one day) so he could tell Val that they accidentally got engaged. But when they arrived to their date spot, Valentine gave Spelldon a silver necklace and rings in a pretty little box bc he saw it and thought 'ah yes Spelldon would like these'. The gods (who TOTALLY weren't spying on them again) saw the gift and went wild bc they thought the gift was the dowry And of course, the children of those gods get told, which they tell to their friends, and one day when Valentine was hanging out with Whisp, Deuce and Cupid come up to him and start congratulating him on getting engaged. Whisp, who wasn't told, immediately starts getting excited but Val is just looking at all of them secretly very confused but smiles instead and thanks them. So there's even more chaos and when Spelldon finally gets the chance to tell Valentine, it's alr been 2 weeks. It took some more time for the gods to realise that the apple didn't mean proposal, which they told their kids, and their kids told their friends. I think they're college age (Spelldon 23, Valentine is I don't fucking know bro :,0) when this happened and have been dating for abt 3.5 years now

If Val comes back in the 3rd MH movie I’d love to see him working for the Grim Reaper as like a bounty/head hunter in place of him being a heart-seeking emotional vampire (because that’d be a little complicated to explain and create lore/rules around—especially if he’s the only one)

Like Kieran Valentine (maybe still being Laura’s ex) being a head hunter indebted to Death somehow and working with him to find Frankie

Him fighting the Prince Regent of the Salem Coven, Ellis Ghould (aka Spelldon) 👀