Spelltine marriage proposal but it's Spelldon tossing Valentine an apple bc he asked for one and all the rly old greek gods who (totally weren't spying cuz they're bored) saw went 'HOLY SHIT SPELLDON PROPOSED AND HE SAID YESSSSSS WOOHOOOOO HERMES WHERE'S HERMES SPREAD THE NEWS OUR BOY SPELLDON IS GETTING MARRIED TO VALENTINEEEE'
And when the news gets to Circe, she was just told 'your son proposed to Valentine!' without the 'he tossed an apple and Valentine caught it' part so she rolls up to Casta + Spelldon's apartment like 'YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE PROPOSING??'
Cue hours of confusion before they remember that giving an apple is basically proposing and they (casta, circe, spelldon) all sigh in unison bc the older gods apparently didn't know that people propose with rings nowadays instead of apples.
Spelldon quickly texted Valentine asking to go on a date tmr (yes all that happened over the course of one day) so he could tell Val that they accidentally got engaged. But when they arrived to their date spot, Valentine gave Spelldon a silver necklace and rings in a pretty little box bc he saw it and thought 'ah yes Spelldon would like these'. The gods (who TOTALLY weren't spying on them again) saw the gift and went wild bc they thought the gift was the dowry And of course, the children of those gods get told, which they tell to their friends, and one day when Valentine was hanging out with Whisp, Deuce and Cupid come up to him and start congratulating him on getting engaged. Whisp, who wasn't told, immediately starts getting excited but Val is just looking at all of them secretly very confused but smiles instead and thanks them. So there's even more chaos and when Spelldon finally gets the chance to tell Valentine, it's alr been 2 weeks. It took some more time for the gods to realise that the apple didn't mean proposal, which they told their kids, and their kids told their friends. I think they're college age (Spelldon 23, Valentine is I don't fucking know bro :,0) when this happened and have been dating for abt 3.5 years now
Spelldon and Valentine’s ship name is either Love Spell or Pig Latin
Yes I think I’m hilarious
Yes I’m probably not
Okay I know this isn’t monster high and I’m really late and someone might have already said this but:
Overhaul’s whole thing was hating quirks and thinking they were sicknesses. Chrono has a mutant quirk and worked as his right hand man.
For Kai, Chrono’s quirk was a physical reminder of quirks and something Hari couldn’t just turn off. Hari’s hair was a physical reminder of everything Kai hated
In honor of the eclipse:
Helios sending Circe to Aeaea for killing her husband, and then in the same breath giving her brother said husband’s kingdom
Helios who killed his daughter’s attacker the moment he realized she couldn’t chase him away on her own, killing him before he could lay a hand on her
Helios who saved Hephaestus during the Gigantomachy, and who gave his “thank you” gift to his son
Helios who threatened to drive the sun chariot into the Underworld because Odysseus’ crew ate his favorite cattle. Helios who threatened ZEUS.
Helios who wanted to ease Demeter’s suffering of being separated from a beloved daughter, and told her where she was taken
Helios who rides his father-in-law’s river in a CUP. Every. Night.
Valentine would be such a baker
He would take it so seriously, like kneeling-on-the-ground-for-measurements and meticulously-decorating (he would love the decorating part) and extravagant-recipes seriously. He gets so into it and plans forever and it’ll all be amazing
In theory, at least. Don’t let that man near an oven
It’s so funny that the writers of the Rocky movies named Drago, “Ivan the Terrible”
Valentine and Spelldon are THAT pda couple like they’re always holding hands or right next to each other or laying on top of each other they cannot be apart
I am SO excited for this movie I can’t believe it’s coming out THIS FRIDAY
in honor of the new spelldon/valentine comic coming out, i thought id share my spelldon design that i made like 2/3???? years ago!! cool witchy dude with a hat :)
very inspired by this look by @beingadp on instagram :)
AAAAA HES HERE FINALLY
Tag yourself are you velvet tailcoat Kieran or tuxedo t-shirt Spelldon
WE NOW HAVE PHYSICAL PHOTOS OF WHAT SPELLDON CAULDRANO WAS SUPPOSED FI LOOK LIKE! GARRET HIMSELF JUST POSTED THIS FROM HIS INSTAGRAM !
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS! HES HERE!
and that’s all for now folks, till next time,
it is I, Tumblr Spectra. And I report the news
This was posted almost 24 hours ago but it's always good to remind people to buy eSims for Palestinians. Israelis always cuts off Gaza whenever it's committing its most heinous crimes
(Sigh-v)novelist and fanfic authorYes this is like entirely Kieran Valentine
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