If Valentine Is Not In MH3 And I Can't Edit Him To "can't Fight The Moonlight" By Leann Rimes I Will

YES YES YESSS VALENTINE WOULD DEFINITELY USE HIS MAGIC TO TRY AND IMPRESS SPELLDON AND GIVE HIM GIFTS I NEED THEM TO LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER

My least favorite part of having a small social media platform isnt even the number of likes I get it’s just that nobody leaves comments 😭 like please talk to me

It’s rare to feel happy in northern Gaza. But the other day, my sister Soso made me smile.

It’s not a lie that sugar is expensive. 1kg is $80. Frying oil is $70. That donut was expensive to make, even without the sugar. But it’s okay. Even if it means the adults can’t eat, it’s okay. Soso was happy for a few hours. She’s only 4 years old yet her life is already so hard. She’s not growing properly due to malnutrition and trauma. Her mental health is in shambles, not at all how a child should be. Since birth, two wars have come very close to killing her, so we just want her to be happy.

Please help me make her happy every day. A few days ago, she was the happiest child in the world because she ate an apple for the first time in a year. That won’t happen again because fruits are too expensive, but I swear, she explodes with joy when we buy vegetables too. She is a child with simple dreams.

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I am Rawan from northern Gaza, a 21-year-old Palestinian engineer. I launched this campaign as a last hope to escape this dark reality that

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Spelldon turns Valentine into an animal

Valentine turns himself into a bat, then back into a human to get out of it

Spelldon turns him into a slightly more insulting animal

Only gays can reblog this frog (scientifically proven)

Biblically accurate hari kurono height

Okay but Valentine in g3 has to have long hair and mental problems that’s like his whole character

"Why are you invested in this minor character with no real canon content" I can't help it if I have good taste

yeah you can have your MH opinions but was your top song this year coming out of the dark?? didn't think so

RIGHT LIKE HIS EVIL SKILLS ARE SO WELL PRACTICED THAT HES SUCH A CLEVER STEALTHY FELLOW

He’s SO SMART but he’s also so stupid like you didn’t look at the WITCH’S (see: spells and curses) shell that you STOLE to notice the piece of paper that literally said it was cursed??

He’s such a silly guy

I seriously hate his mom like he told her his plan and she’s like “mmm actually no you suck” LIKE WHAT??

Plus if you really look into it Valentine didn’t get his magic back until he started working at the animal shelter. Mrs Goblin explains that it’s his love for the animals that gives him his magic back. I also headcanon that the “Spark” from Freaky Fusions is love energy (it makes a lot of sense) and what Val lives on. In that movie Frankie gets her Spark from friends and family.

AND FAMILY. So Val COULD have gotten his powers back from his mom if she loved him BUT SHE DOESNT. He isn’t getting any love from her. Plus canonically with her distant and uncarring actions in the diary she doesn’t seem great.

No wonder Valentine dealt with so much self hatred.

rereading the comic 'I Only Have Eye for You' and the summary has made me realise just how stealthy and cunning Valentine really is.

in the summary for the comic he is described as a 'shadowy figure' which means he must've been really quiet and agile to be able to constantly sneak in and out of so many different situations.

and in chapter 'Bull's Eye', he drops a packet of gummi worms right in front of Manny and the others without them noticing and being able to leave without a trace is really impressive

also in 'Locketness Monster', Gil sees Valentine leave a purple shell on his beach towel and either Valentine put on a convincing disguise or Gil is just stupid as hell (i hate gil). apparently Valentine got the magical purple shell from a sea witch??? theres that

and Valentine somehow got Cleo's dad's number and was able to have a conversation with him pretending (implied?) to be Deuce which means he was able to accurately mimic Deuce's speech manners and voice

so, in conclusion, i just really like him

ALSO VALENTINE'S MOTHER TOLD HIM THAT HIS ONLY STRENGTH WAS RUINING LOVE AND HE SHOULD STICK TO THAT???? WHAT KIND OF PARENTING IS THAT I MEAN GIRLIE YOUR SON WENT THROUGH A CRISIS AND AN HALF BECAUSE OF HIS TOXIC MINDSET ABOUT LOVE AND YOU'RE JUST LIKE 'yeah no son, keep being toxic thats the only thing you're good at' LIKE EXCUSE YOU KEEP YOUR COMMENTS AWAY FROM VALENTINE