Wear A Different Perfume When You Commit Murder Fuckin amateurs 

i regret nothing

GOTH DEADPOOL YES!! That sounds so cool!

I wanna see Hobie’s Deadpool.

Fuck shipping- is there a batshit crazy goth guy that’s obsessed with Hobie and follows him around?

An insane metalhead that loves Spiderpunk and tells Hobie how hot he is and how much he wants to smooch him?

cause if so, hot.

BOOK BINDING! LEARN WITH ME. I WILL DROP OFF ANY MATERIAL WE NEED AT UR HOUSE.

gimme stuff to do while quarantined for a week so i don’t die of boredom

spread me like a virus particle

I think that Bruce is the type of guy to drive a person home after hanging out with them or going on a date with them.

And if they choose to leave alone, he’d probably offer to walk them to their car/bike/other equivalent.

I also think that Alfred would have taught him to do this.

Yuppp, that’s what it’s like.

@amillionnames

posted a banger tweet and thought that tumblr deserved to see it too

I was going to the bathroom in the grocery store the other day. Bathrooms were located along this long hallway with a storage room or something at the end.

As I walked down the hallway, I noticed the sound of country music. It only grew louder as I walked closer to the bathroom. Like extremely loud. After getting over my shock, I went to the bathroom.

While on the toilet, the music abruptly stopped. It was replaced with the sound yelling. I assume, the guitarist’s boss was yelling. I could only make out, “disturbing the whole store!” and “get back to work.”

We need justice for guitar dude.

Tim, laying out a very detailed plan

Jason, bored and being dramatic- Silencio Timbo!

Tim- Yeah, you're going to let me finish what I was saying or I'm going to make sure Roy is VERY familiar with some VERY embarrassing photos from your Robin days

Jason- Ha! Nice try. Babs has already shown him all my best failures from our old surveillance footage

Tim- Keyword there being 'surveillance'

Jason- What?

Tim, pointing at himself- Jay, I'm your former stalker. I've got evidence of more dumb shit that you've done than even Batman knows about

Jason- Uhh, like what

Tim- Keep interrupting me and you'll find out. Via Roy

Jason- ...

Tim, miming a camera- Click, click motherfucker. Now get to work