find it so funny how when i look at others posts and go "10k to me. you cooked" a lot of the time it works but when i look at my own and go "damn i cooked" it's 10 notes and a piece of lint
This is the most beautiful thing ever
Chaotic pride items the batfam wears to pride?
Dick: Discowing: Pride Edition
Jason: a bisexual loincloth
Tim: matching realistic fake tattoos with Bernard
Damian: a sword that says "gay fights"
Duke: an America Chavez cosplay
Cullen: just the head of a furry costume
Stephanie: a Jesus drag king persona
Cassandra: Kon's leather jacket but make it ace
Barbara: six wigs on top of each other
Harper: a comically large bowtie
Carrie: trans flag moon shoes
Kate: flannel everything
Alfred: a catgirl maid outfit
Selina: the rainbow batsuit
Bruce: Selina's wedding dress
MOXXIE AND MILLIE CONTINUE TO BE THE SUPERIOR COUPLE
Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother
Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!
Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.
Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.
Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.
Jason: HA! Suck it losers!
Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!
Jason: What?
Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-
Jason: WHAT!?
Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.
Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us
Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.
Jason: So I'm your favorite?
Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.
Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all
Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!
Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars
No chu
hello sis, i love you <3
Love you too sis <3
shoutout to bruce wayne bc despite him having two very clear rules for his kids, “1) don’t kill, 2) don’t die” his kids are incredibly skilled at breaking both of those rules
It is a collection of DC Fanarts! ✍🖤
Tim, laying out a very detailed plan
Jason, bored and being dramatic- Silencio Timbo!
Tim- Yeah, you're going to let me finish what I was saying or I'm going to make sure Roy is VERY familiar with some VERY embarrassing photos from your Robin days
Jason- Ha! Nice try. Babs has already shown him all my best failures from our old surveillance footage
Tim- Keyword there being 'surveillance'
Jason- What?
Tim, pointing at himself- Jay, I'm your former stalker. I've got evidence of more dumb shit that you've done than even Batman knows about
Jason- Uhh, like what
Tim- Keep interrupting me and you'll find out. Via Roy
Jason- ...
Tim, miming a camera- Click, click motherfucker. Now get to work
I post when I feel like it. My brain screams at me a lot.
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