Arguing about who is Damian's favorite brother
Jason: Dickhead doesn't count! He's basically the brat's second dad!
Damian: Actually I already have a method in place to determine which one of you wastes of space is my favorite if I'm asked.
Jason: Oh? Don't keep us in suspense then.
Damian: It's simple really. Whoever has the highest kill count at the time is my alleged favorite.
Jason: HA! Suck it losers!
Dick: No fair! I killed the Joker!
Jason: What?
Damian: And while I would normally count that as at least 10, since Father revived him-
Jason: WHAT!?
Damian: Todd, we cannot stop to explain all of the family drama everytime you find yourself out of the loop. You will simply have to unblock us and rejoin the group chat.
Tim: Yeah Jason, get your family updates like the rest of us
Damian: As I was saying, since the Joker isn't dead despite your best efforts, I've decided that your count is at 5.
Jason: So I'm your favorite?
Damian: No. Your confirmed kills are between 20-40. Unfortunately, Drake is my favorite since his confirmed kill count is in the low hundreds.
Dick: I'm sorry. Can someone please explain how my Baby Bird has a kill count at all
Tim, trying to escape through the vents: YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL ASSHOLE!!!
Damian: You swore that you didn't touch my Taj Mahal Lego set. I guess we're both liars
and to all neo-nazis alive today,
Batman and Robin are feared in very different ways.
Batman: Gotham is quiet tonight
Batman, suspicious: too quiet
Meanwhile five blocks away:
Teen Dick: Swiper no swiping!
Criminal, crying: I'll turn myself in just please stop talking
pls reblog to break containment and get a larger sample size
Terfs are not welcome on my blog and will be blocked
Disclaimer: According to people I know, I have no fashion sense. Or a negative score with it.
My sister, mother, and some friends say denim on denim is against the rules of fashion. Wtf are the rules of fashion?? Can I break them more?
I respect you if you are into fashion, know it, and enjoy it. Trust me, I love my little sister and respect her special interest on it. But as someone who wears 2-3 t-shirts on rotation and doesn’t have much of a fashion sense, I wanna wear it when I feel like it. I am working on getting a new wardrobe though.
My rule is if it makes me happy I’ll wear it. I recognize it can look bad and clash, but if I do it right and it makes me happy, I’m good with it.
My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!
reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them
GOTH DEADPOOL YES!! That sounds so cool!
I wanna see Hobie’s Deadpool.
Fuck shipping- is there a batshit crazy goth guy that’s obsessed with Hobie and follows him around?
An insane metalhead that loves Spiderpunk and tells Hobie how hot he is and how much he wants to smooch him?
cause if so, hot.
I post when I feel like it. My brain screams at me a lot.
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