I’m Suffering Because Finals Are Coming Up. But Once School Is Over, I Can Finally Do Things That Make

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So you’re our daddy?

take your meds right fucking now or I will kiss your dad. after that I'll become your dad. I'm not replacing him. I'm gonna make your dad polyamorous. I'm not gonna ruin your family, I'm gonna join it

hi i love you

-your sister

Luv you too sis

- your sister <3

Bruce: Can I tempt you into wanting a milkshake?

Damian: I’m okay, thank you.

Bruce: We’re here anyway…

Damian: Are you sure? I don’t mind going straight home.

Dick: C’mon, get one if you feel like it.

Damian: hmmm, okay :)

Bruce: I twisted you arm?

Damian: What?

Bruce *thinking Damian just didn’t hear*: I twisted your arm

Damian: Huh? *Checks to see if his sleeves are flat against his arms and in fact are not twisted*

Dick: …It’s an expression

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Friendly reminder to not give raw meat and eggs to your pets. Animals like cats and dogs have been domesticated. A golden retriever is a lot different than a wolf.

Raw meat and eggs can carry bacteria and other things that can be harmful for your pets. Your pet will be both happy and safe if they eat cooked food.

Lately, the bird flu has been spreading in the US. Cats and dogs can get it by eating raw meat and eggs. It has a very high mortality rate for cats and dogs. It’s dangerous for humans as well. It’s an important time to remember that a domesticated animal should not be consuming raw meat and or eggs. If you wouldn’t eat a raw egg right now, then you shouldn’t give one to your pet.

Thanks :3

U.S. Food and Drug Administration

Raw Pet Food Diets can be Dangerous to You and Your Pet

CVM is concerned about the public health risk of raw pet food diets.

Avian Influenza (Bird Flu)

Food Safety and Bird Flu

Learn more about how to protect your health against bird flu

Your daily dose of cat memes

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

LEX? PRESIDENT!?!!!!????

During freshmen year, my friends and I shipped Cyrano and Christian from Cyrano de Bergerac.

Lovely, but now that I have matured into my junior year, I am seeing the truth in Cyrano x Christian x Roxanne.

Sometimes I wonder how much fanfic of classical/iconic literature exists because of school projects. Just floating out there. In a drive somewhere. Not to mention that nothing is more unhinged than bored middle/highschoolers being forced to liven up books they might not care about. For every deranged ao3 crossover fic there is an infinitely more deranged crackfic written for the great gatsby or antigone or to kill a mockingbird or whatever by a bored highschooler and his friends for 10th grade English. I wanna read it